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Started by Dimocritus, July 31, 2009, 03:36:56 PM

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Payne

#105
August 04, 2009, 04:57:51 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on August 04, 2009, 04:41:42 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 04, 2009, 01:26:31 PM
Western Canadians all look like that after 10 years or so. It's something to do with the water, or standing all skew-wiff on the Rockies, or drinking piss poor B.C. beer or something.
But... I'm from Scotland. It's probably just close proximity to weegees and buckfast.

No shit?

I was born in Chilliwack, and now live in Scotland (south of Aberdeen).  No wonder I dislike you. We're completely opposite from each other.

Captain Utopia

#106
August 04, 2009, 05:07:07 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 04, 2009, 04:57:51 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on August 04, 2009, 04:41:42 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 04, 2009, 01:26:31 PM
Western Canadians all look like that after 10 years or so. It's something to do with the water, or standing all skew-wiff on the Rockies, or drinking piss poor B.C. beer or something.
But... I'm from Scotland. It's probably just close proximity to weegees and buckfast.

No shit?

I was born in Chilliwack, and now live in Scotland (south of Aberdeen).  No wonder I dislike you. We're completely opposite from each other.
Well.. I was born in England but moved to Scotland at age six - growing up in Scotland that doesn't make me Scottish by any means, as any of those bigoted motherfuckers will tell you, even if virtually all of my memories are from there. That and I'm in Toronto, not BC.

So we're not complete opposites, but luckily there are plenty of other reasons to dislike me. Apparently.

hooplala

#107
August 04, 2009, 05:14:37 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on August 04, 2009, 05:07:07 PMI'm in Toronto, not BC.

How stinky is it where you are?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Captain Utopia

#108
August 04, 2009, 05:20:43 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 04, 2009, 05:14:37 PM
Quote from: fictionpuss on August 04, 2009, 05:07:07 PMI'm in Toronto, not BC.

How stinky is it where you are?
Quite. I work from home most days, and I haven't yet showered.

Dimocritus

#109
August 04, 2009, 05:36:48 PM
According to my math you're still a dumb fucker who's low self esteem leads to you stroking your own pathetic ego on a public forum. Get a life, man, you were the only one having a competition, I wasn't competing with you anyway. Claiming victory here is like patting yourself on the back after beating yourself in chess. What a maroon...
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Captain Utopia

#110
August 04, 2009, 05:44:09 PM
Your math is wrong, and this is the last thing I'll feed you. You don't even merit something original though, so suck it.

Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 04, 2009, 05:36:48 PM
According to my math you're still a dumb fucker who's low self esteem leads to you stroking your own pathetic ego on a public forum. Get a life, man, you were the only one having a competition, I wasn't competing with you anyway. Claiming victory here is like patting yourself on the back after beating yourself in chess. What a maroon...

Dimocritus

#111
August 04, 2009, 05:51:17 PM
Man, the worst thing about the internet (outside of ignorant pretentious fucks) is not being able to punch people in the face.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Thurnez Isa

#112
August 04, 2009, 06:28:27 PM
wow I feel like I just went back in time five years
:sad:
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Sir Squid Diddimus

#113
August 04, 2009, 06:53:55 PM
this thread is stupid

Captain Utopia

#114
August 04, 2009, 06:56:00 PM
Do you have an owl for every occasion?

hooplala

#115
August 04, 2009, 07:08:16 PM
She certainly certainly does.

Oh, and Dimo, suck an ass.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Dimocritus

#116
August 04, 2009, 07:09:47 PM
*face-punch*
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Thurnez Isa

#117
August 04, 2009, 07:13:06 PM
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Dimocritus

#118
August 04, 2009, 07:15:23 PM
*face-punch*
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

hooplala

#119
August 04, 2009, 07:53:18 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 04, 2009, 07:15:23 PM
*face-punch*

What do the asterisks symbolize?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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