Shameless in Seattle

[Iron Sulfide]

so there i was...

three days and five months into anequine dentistry program.

i had no clue what i was getting into, but the fellas at the pub told
me it was a smooth ride.

get liscensed to look gift horses in the mouth, and it would be
easy street from there. little did i know.

they told me i'd always have the upper hand in every situation
after i became an equine dentist.

no one toldme that equine dentists have to make house calls,
you can't just set up an office and wait for the horses to walk in themselves.
most of em are still in the Pen. damn convict horses.

so i dropped out of equine dentist school and started attending
what i like to call "the only thing a drop out equine dentist can do"
classes.

now i am happily a five star g-string inspector at the local strip club.
hold your horses, though, it's not as good as it sounds...

these strippers are the kind that hustler and swank even turn down.

so now i sit at home, picking the belly button lint out of my navel,
waiting for some higher purpose in life to epiphanize before me.

nothing. nothing but twinkies.

TWINKIES!!!! THAT"S IT!!!

i'm sorry, i have to end this rant now, i just figured out what i'm going
to do with the rest of my life!!!


TWINKY PORN!

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

all your horse belong to us.

[Bella]

::Shakes her fist at the damned convict horses::

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

funkin' washingtonian convict horses.

[Malaul]

neiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

all your horse belong to us.

"A horse is a pig that writes no poetry!"

[Rev Thwack]

all your horse belong to us.

"A horse is a pig that writes no poetry!"

Hmm..... I don't write poetry, I've been told many times by many women that I am a pig, hence I am a horse.




Now if only I could say I was hung like one.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

all your horse belong to us.

"A horse is a pig that writes no poetry!"

Hmm..... I don't write poetry, I've been told many times by many women that I am a pig, hence I am a horse.




Now if only I could say I was hung like one.

Well, you can say anything you like.

[Donkeyotay]

i'm hung like a fruit bat

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

i'm hung like a fruit bat

That's the Spirit!?!?

[Rev Thwack]

I'm hung like a rat.  

[Iron Sulfide]

hung like a gerbil.....a  50 ft gerbil mutated by toxic waste that has
a prehensil penis.

chekc and mate

[DJRubberducky]

Hung like a flea.