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Scientists in Japan microscopically confirmed islam is the correct religion

Started by Telarus, August 17, 2009, 07:27:35 AM

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Scientists in Japan microscopically confirmed islam is the correct religion:
http://www.daily.pk/scientists-in-japan-microscopically-confirmed-islam-is-the-correct-religion-7703/
QuoteWritten by Farooq Hussain  General  Jul 31, 2009

Please study and embrace islam to win Paradise. As you can see in this wonderful video from Egyptian national TV studio the seated scientist from Japan presented his findings of the effect of the holy Quran islam and the islamic prayer call (the athan) on water molecules under electron microscopy. The egyptian scientist B.sc.Ms.Ph.D explained the water molecules took beautifull shapes everytime they are exposed to air vibrations from reading the holy Quran or saying the word islam or the muslim call to prayer the athan. The scientist added because water constitute 70% of our body this makes us happy and explains the feeling of happiness after people embrace islam and worship Allah. Please watch read the holy Quran and embrace islam.  Pakistan Daily Press News Agency (www.Daily.pk)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpWRdsp0pXk

Oh, it gets better.....

Focus on the Family getting out of the fixing-gays biz:
http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2009/08/focus_on_the_family_getting_ou.php

Man indicted for simulated sex – with car:
http://www.kob.com/article/stories/S1082880.shtml?cat=520

Woman sets self on fire, walks around Miami mall:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hJ-4DjJswsaofEbYxnwbjkU7_9wwD9A28OEO4

Today's idiots-attack-accused-witches story involves not one, but two separate incidents of courageous mobs lynching old people:
http://www.nation.co.ke/News/regional/-/1070/639494/-/7l6u05/-/

And if that didn't make you go, "OK, who jump-started the Apocalypse?" then how about this dude who won a Nobel Prize for making a short film of people fucking in an MRI machine using the MRI picture data:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/mri-of-sexual-intercourse

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Quote from: Telarus on August 17, 2009, 07:27:35 AM
Scientists in Japan microscopically confirmed islam is the correct religion:
http://www.daily.pk/scientists-in-japan-microscopically-confirmed-islam-is-the-correct-religion-7703/
QuoteWritten by Farooq Hussain  General  Jul 31, 2009

Please study and embrace islam to win Paradise. As you can see in this wonderful video from Egyptian national TV studio the seated scientist from Japan presented his findings of the effect of the holy Quran islam and the islamic prayer call (the athan) on water molecules under electron microscopy. The egyptian scientist B.sc.Ms.Ph.D explained the water molecules took beautifull shapes everytime they are exposed to air vibrations from reading the holy Quran or saying the word islam or the muslim call to prayer the athan. The scientist added because water constitute 70% of our body this makes us happy and explains the feeling of happiness after people embrace islam and worship Allah. Please watch read the holy Quran and embrace islam.  Pakistan Daily Press News Agency (www.Daily.pk)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpWRdsp0pXk

I know that particular branch of nonsense.  Positively charged water and such.  The homeopathy people make more sense.  :argh!:
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I think that sex research is valid and interesting, partially because so little is really understood about the physiology of female sexual response. It's unfortunate that researchers who attempt to study it are marginalized.
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Telarus

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on August 17, 2009, 09:57:32 PM
I think that sex research is valid and interesting, partially because so little is really understood about the physiology of female sexual response. It's unfortunate that researchers who attempt to study it are marginalized.

I agree. I actually found that story kinda cool, in a high-weirdness sort-a-way. My attempt to throw something non-terminally stupid in at the end.

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