Why is Discordia Irrelevant in the Year 2009?

[Cainad (dec.)]

was discodia ever relevant? if so fore wholm?

I afree that realty, likre reasluyt vt showsr havre masde if hard to make funm of realty, I feeeel sorty for realithy.

We are whnat we are, relveanbt or not. sinced wehne does it mastter to discordiands if we ore ourt religion iare relvant or not?

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Was Discordia ever relevant? If so, for whom?

I agree that reality, like reality tv shows have made if hard to make fun of reality, I feel sorry for reality. {WARNING: PROCESSOR OVERLOAD DUE TO SEVERE OBFUSCATION}

We are what we are, relevant or not. Since when does it matter to Discordians if we or our religion are relevant or not?

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Christ dude, put at least something resembling effort into making your posts readable. Also, hi and welcome to non-lurker world.

[fomenter]

was discodia ever relevant? if so fore wholm?

I afree that realty, likre reasluyt vt showsr havre masde if hard to make funm of realty, I feeeel sorty for realithy.

We are whnat we are, relveanbt or not. sinced wehne does it mastter to discordiands if we ore ourt religion iare relvant or not?

you registered on March 08, 2009, lurked for almost 6 months and still thought this would be a good first post 

me/ points at selkj
DISOCORDIAN!!!!!

finally after all these years somebody came a long and posted some gibberish and used bad spelling to be different and discordian,
that is so unique and original, 
and nothing like the hundreds of cabbages that did it before you
who were so well received and not immediately trolled by pd....
way to pay attention

[Golden Applesauce]

was discodia ever relevant? if so fore wholm?

I afree that realty, likre reasluyt vt showsr havre masde if hard to make funm of realty, I feeeel sorty for realithy.

We are whnat we are, relveanbt or not. sinced wehne does it mastter to discordiands if we ore ourt religion iare relvant or not?

you registered on March 08, 2009, lurked for almost 6 months and still thought this would be a good first post 

me/ points at selkj
DISOCORDIAN!!!!!

HORAB?!?

[Kai]

 

Oh god. Old jokes revived. 

[StoneCrowUK]

was discodia ever relevant? if so fore wholm?

I afree that realty, likre reasluyt vt showsr havre masde if hard to make funm of realty, I feeeel sorty for realithy.

We are whnat we are, relveanbt or not. sinced wehne does it mastter to discordiands if we ore ourt religion iare relvant or not?

(what?   )

once i worked out what this said i (maybe ignoring the first bit) i like it!
should we care if we are still relavant?

[Verbal Mike]

When did anybody say you're supposed to care? This, like everything else in these boards, is mental fappery, and fappery requires no justification!

[Golden Applesauce]

I don't believe in "relevance."  It seems like something people pull out of their ass when they want you to talk about what they want to talk about - whatever you're doing is irrelevant and whatever they're doing is.

[Verbal Mike]

Fuck you, your opinion is even more irrelevant than Discordia is this year!

[Butterfly Nagelov]

Fuck you, your opinion is even more irrelevant than Discordia is this year!

fi yoi think discordia is irreklanat, why are you posting on a sitte with Eris op top /\ and discordida in the tittle

[Brotep]

Two words: information overload.

Everyone's a little bit postmodern these days because we're constantly bombarded by media detached from meaning.

We have grown accustomed to the phantasmagoria of information that spews forth from tv, radio, and the Internet:
instead of expecting content, we expect form and take content for granted.  In effect, we use mental placeholders.

All we're really looking for is something to fill up our minds.  So if mindfucking means yanking someone outside their established frame of mind, we will have to be more creative.  We must strike at what little ground remains beneath our collective feet.

Most of the time, instead of relying on an internal structuring of our activities and thoughts, we let the world around us tell us what to do.  Road signs, social cues, the menu in a fast food restaurant.

This is why the handshake induction and its ilk are still amazing.  Unlike much media consumption, social interaction is not completely passive, but it is still normally transparent.  So you introduce yourself to your target, offer your hand, and when they accept it, you put their hand to their forehead and command them to sleep (this is the handshake induction).  Not only is this really, really weird--it makes it so your target no longer knows what is going on, and thus enables you to give the interaction a new structure if you want.

[Cain]

Wait, when was Discordia relevant?

[LMNO]

According to a thread found on an obscure Discordian website, it was relevant last year, apparently.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Experts in the field predict that it will take approximately two or three years for Discordia to regain the degree of relevance it had in 2008.

Unlike the experts in the field, the people who actually know what they're talking about just laughed at us when we asked them.

[Verbal Mike]

Expert occultists predict it will take 2.3 years, and will somehow be brought to the point by a large rabbit, chewing on a carrot that may or may not actually be a missile of some sort.
Unfortunately, they were drunk at the time of divination.

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Expert occultists predict it will take 2.3 years, and will somehow be brought to the point by a large rabbit, chewing on a carrot that may or may not actually be a missile of some sort.
Unfortunately, they were drunk at the time of divination.

fixed