Mustache Tree

[Cuddlefish]

I have a Mustache Tree, which is truly a miracle bestowed upon us by the Goddess herself!

They start off green, but change to brown towrds the end of the season. And they have they're own natural adhesive! Just pry the back open a little, and stick that fucker on your face. Viola! Instant fake mustache! And a nearly unlimited supply! Thanks be to Eris!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hahaha!

I request a picture. Also, don't you get the teeny prickles in your face?

[Epimetheus]

What's a moustache without a prick?

[Cuddlefish]

Hahaha!

I request a picture. Also, don't you get the teeny prickles in your face?

Pain is beauty, Nigel.

[Cuddlefish]

We can use maple tree seeds as "proof" of the existance of Eris.

I mean, they were clearly designed to look like mustaches. And what Goddes would do such a thing, other than the glorious Eris?

[Cuddlefish]

Couldn't get 'em to stick to my existing facial hair, but you get the point.

[Freeky]

 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Couldn't get 'em to stick to my existing facial hair, but you get the point.

Adorable!

[wudgar]

I once saw a shrub that grew merkins... a long, long time ago, in a reality far, far away

[LMNO]

Fuckin' hell. Put a shirt on, you slut.

[Cuddlefish]

Fuckin' hell. Put a shirt on, you slut.

What's a shirt?

[LMNO]

I'm sorry, I forgot who I was talking to.





Fuckin' hell, put on a sequined tube-top.

[Cuddlefish]

I'm sorry, I forgot who I was talking to.





Fuckin' hell, put on a sequined tube-top.

Now, there's a language I can understand!

[Don Coyote]