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THIS is why the British ruled the world twice.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 20, 2009, 01:52:20 AM

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Suu

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2009, 02:21:17 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:20:08 AM
Fuck yeah!

Now I want to go a round of Ferret Legging!

1.  Film it.

2.  Put it to Run DMC's "It's Like That".

3.  Post here.

The Russians beat the Brits to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQb8vb4blA
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Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Suu on August 20, 2009, 03:00:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2009, 02:21:17 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:20:08 AM
Fuck yeah!

Now I want to go a round of Ferret Legging!

1.  Film it.

2.  Put it to Run DMC's "It's Like That".

3.  Post here.

The Russians beat the Brits to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQb8vb4blA

Repost.

But good repost.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Darth Cupcake

Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2009, 08:46:13 PM
FIRE UP THE WOMP ENGINES!  ATOMIC BATTERIES TO POWER!  TURBINES TO SPEED!

Roger, ready to move out.

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Doktor Howl

Bump.  This is why the riots cannot be stopped.
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Nadezhda

Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on August 20, 2009, 03:00:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 20, 2009, 02:21:17 AM
Quote from: Payne on August 20, 2009, 02:20:08 AM
Fuck yeah!

Now I want to go a round of Ferret Legging!

1.  Film it.

2.  Put it to Run DMC's "It's Like That".

3.  Post here.

The Russians beat the Brits to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQb8vb4blA

So hot.  I love me a nimble Russian with long legs :fap:

Kurt Christ

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 17, 2011, 05:38:28 PM
Bump.  This is why the riots cannot be stopped.
British culture renders our modern, civilized methods of ferret-based riot control completely ineffective.
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Dimocritus

I'm confused. Is there anyone here that doesn't currently have a ferret in or around their pance?
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Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Dimocritus on August 17, 2011, 07:53:34 PM
I'm confused. Is there anyone here that doesn't currently have a ferret in or around their pance?

PETA took my ferret out of my pance and took him far away to the "happy ferret ranch" somewhere in Wyoming.  It was a sad day for ferrets everywhere.  Their simple enjoyment of the pance dance was taken away from them.   :cry:

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Cain

I suppose you could, but it having its teeth wrapped around your junk may be an incentive to not do anything which may cause it to chomp down in surprise.