ATTN LMNO:

[Suu]

I refuse to play the game. In fact, if I have to play the game, I tend to change the rules slightly, in a way that entails hardcore dancing, false seizures, and defenestration, not necessarily in that order.

My way of playing the game involves turning retarded 15 year old anime fankids into quivering puddles of jelly just shy of pissing their pants. I have noticed that "the game" only over comes up when it comes to kiddos like that at cons. I nearly made some younglings at Connecticon cry. It was glorious.

I'd pay good money to watch D-Cup fry the synapses of anime freaks.

I have a costume which I call the "Imperial Discipline Officer." It involves backseam pantyhose, 4 inch pumps, a black pencil skirt, a black corset, and a shrug version of the Imperial Officer jacket. Oh, and red lipstick and a scowl. I also recently obtained a riding crop to go with it.

I just like to get into character. So when someone says something stupid to me, I come down on them.

Unrelentingly.

And then a bunch of people run up and go "excuse me, can I take a picture?"

I need to print off more Imperial Cog stickers for my pumps.

I also have acquired a riding crop. I'll have to see how you did the shrug.

Also: gloves. We need gloves.

[Darth Cupcake]

I have over-the-elbow black satin gloves, but I was thinking some kind of wrist glove might be better. For now I am glove-less, though.

Moral:  Monkeys are Malleable.

And if they aren't, just hit them harder till they get tenderized.

[LMNO]

A "history" of 7 years, 4 days a week at the fetish club proves this to be true

[Cain]

You are now aware that you are breathing

The Final Countdown is playing in your head

You have just lost the Game

You are now aware you are blinking.

[Requia ☣]

Wait, so as long as i remain ignorant of what The Final Countdown song is, I can never lose the game?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Wait, so as long as i remain ignorant of what The Final Countdown song is, I can never lose the game?

No.  Please read for content.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I have over-the-elbow black satin gloves, but I was thinking some kind of wrist glove might be better. For now I am glove-less, though.

Make a pattern from your hand. It's really easy.

[Iason Ouabache]

I have a costume which I call the "Imperial Discipline Officer." It involves backseam pantyhose, 4 inch pumps, a black pencil skirt, a black corset, and a shrug version of the Imperial Officer jacket. Oh, and red lipstick and a scowl. I also recently obtained a riding crop to go with it.

I just like to get into character. So when someone says something stupid to me, I come down on them.

Unrelentingly.

And then a bunch of people run up and go "excuse me, can I take a picture?"

Wait, so as long as i remain ignorant of what The Final Countdown song is, I can never lose the game?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've never played it. Is it fun?

No, but you're playing it now.  If you think about the game, you lose the game.

If you think about the song "The Final Countdown", you will think about the game, and thus also lose the game.

Those are the only rules.

I know about the Game, and have for many years, but I've never gotten into playing it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I refuse to play the game. In fact, if I have to play the game, I tend to change the rules slightly, in a way that entails hardcore dancing, false seizures, and defenestration, not necessarily in that order.

My way of playing the game involves turning retarded 15 year old anime fankids into quivering puddles of jelly just shy of pissing their pants. I have noticed that "the game" only over comes up when it comes to kiddos like that at cons. I nearly made some younglings at Connecticon cry. It was glorious.

I'd pay good money to watch D-Cup fry the synapses of anime freaks.

I have a costume which I call the "Imperial Discipline Officer." It involves backseam pantyhose, 4 inch pumps, a black pencil skirt, a black corset, and a shrug version of the Imperial Officer jacket. Oh, and red lipstick and a scowl. I also recently obtained a riding crop to go with it.

I just like to get into character. So when someone says something stupid to me, I come down on them.

Unrelentingly.

And then a bunch of people run up and go "excuse me, can I take a picture?"

HOTTT

[LMNO]

Wait, so as long as i remain ignorant of what The Final Countdown song is, I can never lose the game?

You have jst announced that you wish for us to RickRoll you with Europe songs for the next five months.

[AFK]

Wait, so as long as i remain ignorant of what The Final Countdown song is, I can never lose the game?

You have jst announced that you wish for us to RickRoll you with Europe songs for the next five months.

I think it is time to Carrie out that plan.  

[Cain]

Wait, so as long as i remain ignorant of what The Final Countdown song is, I can never lose the game?

You have jst announced that you wish for us to RickRoll you with Europe songs for the next five months.

I also have an mp3 with a punk, a capella version of The Final Countdown.

Its moderately awesome.

[Darth Cupcake]

Wait, so as long as i remain ignorant of what The Final Countdown song is, I can never lose the game?

You have jst announced that you wish for us to RickRoll you with Europe songs for the next five months.

I also have an mp3 with a punk, a capella version of The Final Countdown.

Its moderately awesome.

...Whaaaaaaaaat

[LMNO]

Wait, so as long as i remain ignorant of what The Final Countdown song is, I can never lose the game?

You have jst announced that you wish for us to RickRoll you with Europe songs for the next five months.

I also have an mp3 with a punk, a capella version of The Final Countdown.

Its moderately awesome.

Does not compute.