Goddammit, Richter...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

...Send me some fucking WOMEN.  All we have in this town are hopeless neurotics and substance abusers, and all of them are strict lesbians.

YOUR RAINGOD DEMANDS SACRIFICE! 

No virgins, though.  I need hoochie mamas.  Send some that can suck start a Harley Davidson, if you have any.  Otherwise, just double the quantity and send some regular ones. 

And if you pull that tranny shit again, I swear to God, you're gonna drown in mud.  There is some shit I will not eat.

Please attend to this promptly, I am not a patient deity.

Yours,
TGRR

[Richter]

I will not accept responsiblity for what the groundwater there did to the last batch I sent.  If down they forgot as up their members grew, I STILL HELD UP MY END OF THE DEAL. 
They were female when they left.  I wasn't kidding about only rain water and grain alchohol.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I will not accept responsiblity for what the groundwater there did to the last batch I sent.  If down they forgot as up their members grew, I STILL HELD UP MY END OF THE DEAL. 
They were female when they left.  I wasn't kidding about only rain water and grain alchohol.

Listen, you fucker, I have people...people who will jerk you up by the back of the pants and paint your eyes orange and your nails blue and tie your thumbs together and jam you on the next midnight bus to Hoboken. 

DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.

Has it not occurred to you that Gods are not responsible for acts of God?  Your shipping problems are not my concern.  I will have my females and I will have them with all the right bits (and ONLY the right bits), or the follow up to that little warning shot I like to call "Hurricane Bill" will be spoken of in legends connected to your name that will make your descendants curse your very name through their toothless and rotten mouths.

WOMEN.  MY.  WHERE FUCKING IS?

[StoneCrowUK]

And if you pull that Tranny shit again, I swear to God, you're gonna drown in mud.  There is some shit I will not eat.

I've always thought that a really horrible punishment would be to drown someone in really pissy cheap Greek yogurt with bits of Rasputin's beard in it.then resuscitating them, Repeat

maybe that would be more fun?

[Suu]

And if you pull that Tranny shit again, I swear to God, you're gonna drown in mud.  There is some shit I will not eat.

I've always thought that a really horrible punishment would be to drown someone in really pissy cheap Greek yogurt with bits of Rasputin's beard in it.then resuscitating them, Repeat

maybe that would be more fun?

Thread ruined.

[Darth Cupcake]

And if you pull that Tranny shit again, I swear to God, you're gonna drown in mud.  There is some shit I will not eat.

I've always thought that a really horrible punishment would be to drown someone in really pissy cheap Greek yogurt with bits of Rasputin's beard in it.then resuscitating them, Repeat

maybe that would be more fun?

...Explain yourself.

No, seriously, justify why you said that.

[Richter]

 
Well, I'm already done the typing so:  

I will not accept responsiblity for what the groundwater there did to the last batch I sent.  If down they forgot as up their members grew, I STILL HELD UP MY END OF THE DEAL.  
They were female when they left.  I wasn't kidding about only rain water and grain alchohol.

Listen, you fucker, I have people...people who will jerk you up by the back of the pants and paint your eyes orange and your nails blue and tie your thumbs together and jam you on the next midnight bus to Hoboken.  

DO NOT FUCK WITH ME.

Has it not occurred to you that Gods are not responsible for acts of God?  Your shipping problems are not my concern.  I will have my females and I will have them with all the right bits (and ONLY the right bits), or the follow up to that little warning shot I like to call "Hurricane Bill" will be spoken of in legends connected to your name that will make your descendants curse your very name through their toothless and rotten mouths.

WOMEN.  MY.  WHERE FUCKING IS?

Troutbreeder!  You want them with ONLY the right bits now?  How convenient you've forgotten the side effects of the last kilo of Mumia you provided.  It took me an hour with a box cutter and torch to get all the extra "bits" off.  (Nevermind what it did to the cat.)  


It may appease you to know that I have requested the Customer Service Department from the Sisterhood of Krunk attend thee for this outrage.  

[LMNO]

I propose all non Richter-TGRR posts in this thread (including this one) to be split off into a new thread called:


"If you fuckers can't place nice, I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE HOLE I JUST SLASHED IN YOUR THROAT!"

[0]

And if you pull that Tranny shit again, I swear to God, you're gonna drown in mud.  There is some shit I will not eat.

I've always thought that a really horrible punishment would be to drown someone in really pissy cheap Greek yogurt with bits of Rasputin's beard in it.then resuscitating them, Repeat

maybe that would be more fun?

Thread ruined.

I agree.

[LMNO]

I propose all non Richter-TGRR posts in this thread (including this one) to be split off into a new thread called:


"If you fuckers can't place nice, I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE HOLE I JUST SLASHED IN YOUR THROAT!"

[0]

schmeh.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And if you pull that Tranny shit again, I swear to God, you're gonna drown in mud.  There is some shit I will not eat.

I've always thought that a really horrible punishment would be to drown someone in really pissy cheap Greek yogurt with bits of Rasputin's beard in it.then resuscitating them, Repeat

maybe that would be more fun?

Thread ruined.

Goddammit.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I propose all non Richter-TGRR posts in this thread (including this one) to be split off into a new thread called:


"If you fuckers can't place nice, I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE HOLE I JUST SLASHED IN YOUR THROAT!"

Meh.  Momentum is broken.  It wouldn't have the same feel.

Someone tell Stonecrow to stay the fuck out of my threads in future, please?  Thanks.

[StoneCrowUK]

 

the random and slightly weird threadstopping comment is my favourite asshole move

have fun with your now mutated thread baby

[Suu]

the random and slightly weird threadstopping comment is my favourite asshole move

have fun with your now mutated thread baby

If that is your one and only claim to fame, I assume your career here is going to be a short one.