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Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, August 27, 2009, 06:43:40 PM

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Sir Squid Diddimus


Elder Iptuous

strange....
CMMG manufactures m16 uppers and components....
there's other firearms mfgs that put out humorous products like this, but i hadn't heard of them doing it.
it needs a picatinny rail mount on it so you can hang it off your rifle...

Bruno

I bought a bunch of freeze dried vegetables, and powdered eggs a few months ago. They supposedly last 10 years unopened, and one year after opening.

I'll have to add bacon to my next purchase.
Formerly something else...

Pope Pixie Pickle

the comments say good things.

but at $16 a CAN! gtfo..

Shibboleet The Annihilator

I'd pay $16 for post-apocalyptic bacon.

Cain

Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Elder Iptuous

Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on August 27, 2009, 06:59:16 PM
I bought a bunch of freeze dried vegetables, and powdered eggs a few months ago. They supposedly last 10 years unopened, and one year after opening.

I'll have to add bacon to my next purchase.

10 years?
mountainhouse foods in #10 cans have a stated shelf life of 25, and they claim it's good for 30....
i have read reports that canned food is good (in general) significantly longer than the specified shelf life....

also. SPAM

also, also, Cain: the 'long' bacon will probably be beating down your door to come to you, at that price! storage will be an issue.

Sir Squid Diddimus


Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

Elder Iptuous

Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 29, 2009, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?
one round for however much the other guys got. same as bacon.
there's some hidden fees if your not quick on the draw, though....

Cain

Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 29, 2009, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: Cain on August 29, 2009, 04:47:01 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 29, 2009, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.

Well then, you'd be taking an unnecessary risk for what is zero net gain.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 30, 2009, 02:50:32 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 29, 2009, 04:47:01 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 29, 2009, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.

Well then, you'd be taking an unnecessary risk for what is zero net gain.

Well, there'd be another dead person.  Would you want to live with the sort of people who survive the apocalypse?  I certainly wouldn't.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Payne

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 30, 2009, 02:58:06 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 30, 2009, 02:50:32 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 29, 2009, 04:47:01 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on August 29, 2009, 02:46:23 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 27, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
Why pay now?  After the apocalypse, all bacon, tactical or otherwise, will cost exactly one round.

Maybe, but how much will bullets cost?

A packet of TACTICAL BACON.

Well then, you'd be taking an unnecessary risk for what is zero net gain.

Well, there'd be another dead person.  Would you want to live with the sort of people who survive the apocalypse?  I certainly wouldn't.

Presumably we are already surrounded by the sort of people who survive apocalypses (hypothetically speaking of course). We should get started, no?