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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2009, 01:30:59 am »
Wait so we can just chill on Earth after the Rapture? I'll have the whole Biblebelt to myself.  8)

You've got it all wrong man. I think They're all going to Hell in the Bible Belt...


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6.He told them, "Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you hypocrites. As it is written, 'These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me. 7.Their worship of me is worthless, because they teach human rules as doctrines.' 8.You abandon the commandment of God and hold to human tradition."
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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2009, 01:35:33 am »
^ TITCM


I think we're already IN hell tbh.
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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2009, 01:42:50 am »
I don't understand why people keep assuming the rapture hasn't happened yet.  The obvious conclusion is that the Second Coming did happen, during the lifetime of whatever dude Jesus promised it would to.  Since, y'know, that's when he said it would happen and Jesus doesn't lie.  Let the Word interpret itself for Chrissakes!  The reason nobody noticed is because, as is written in the Bible, only the poorest, meekest, humblest, etc people got in - nobody cares when a few dozen hobos go missing.
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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2009, 01:57:04 am »
The obvious conclusion is that the Second Coming did happen, during the lifetime of whatever dude Jesus promised it would to. 

Maybe the J-man promised them that, and then made them immortal. for the lulz.
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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2009, 01:58:35 am »

You've got it all wrong man. I think They're all going to Hell in the Bible Belt...


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6.He told them, "Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you hypocrites. As it is written, 'These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me. 7.Their worship of me is worthless, because they teach human rules as doctrines.' 8.You abandon the commandment of God and hold to human tradition."

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That's a cool quote for the Bible.

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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2009, 02:01:49 am »
The obvious conclusion is that the Second Coming did happen, during the lifetime of whatever dude Jesus promised it would to. 

Maybe the J-man promised them that, and then made them immortal. for the lulz.

If I recall correctly, I think that he said (Several times in fact) that the end would come when nobody was expecting it, so it can't happen while there are still people who believe that the apocalypse is actually going to happen.
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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2009, 02:10:09 am »
Wait so we can just chill on Earth after the Rapture? I'll have the whole Biblebelt to myself.  8)

You've got it all wrong man. I think They're all going to Hell in the Bible Belt...


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6.He told them, "Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you hypocrites. As it is written, 'These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me. 7.Their worship of me is worthless, because they teach human rules as doctrines.' 8.You abandon the commandment of God and hold to human tradition."


I LOVE that passage.

Jesus, where the hell ARE these real christians? All killed off? Because the above passage makes them sound like the blood of true patriots.
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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2009, 03:48:12 am »
I'm pretty sure the last real Christian got burned alive for being a which around the 14th century.
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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2009, 03:49:30 am »
Wait so we can just chill on Earth after the Rapture? I'll have the whole Biblebelt to myself.  8)

You've got it all wrong man. I think They're all going to Hell in the Bible Belt...


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6.He told them, "Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you hypocrites. As it is written, 'These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me. 7.Their worship of me is worthless, because they teach human rules as doctrines.' 8.You abandon the commandment of God and hold to human tradition."


I LOVE that passage.

Jesus, where the hell ARE these real christians? All killed off? Because the above passage makes them sound like the blood of true patriots.

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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2009, 04:26:01 am »
The obvious conclusion is that the Second Coming did happen, during the lifetime of whatever dude Jesus promised it would to. 

Maybe the J-man promised them that, and then made them immortal. for the lulz.

If I recall correctly, I think that he said (Several times in fact) that the end would come when nobody was expecting it, so it can't happen while there are still people who believe that the apocalypse is actually going to happen.


Just as an aside; On Futurama they predicted that the Second Coming would occur in the year 2443, and that its only lasting effect would be to damage most videotapes from the 2oth century
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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2009, 07:11:11 am »
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6.He told them, "Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you hypocrites. As it is written, 'These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me. 7.Their worship of me is worthless, because they teach human rules as doctrines.' 8.You abandon the commandment of God and hold to human tradition."
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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2009, 12:28:20 pm »
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6.He told them, "Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you hypocrites. As it is written, 'These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me. 7.Their worship of me is worthless, because they teach human rules as doctrines.' 8.You abandon the commandment of God and hold to human tradition."
Yoinked for future discussions with fundies, thanks. It's always awesome when you can take them down with their own holy scripture.

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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2009, 03:12:12 pm »
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6.He told them, "Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you hypocrites. As it is written, 'These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me. 7.Their worship of me is worthless, because they teach human rules as doctrines.' 8.You abandon the commandment of God and hold to human tradition."
Yoinked for future discussions with fundies, thanks. It's always awesome when you can take them down with their own holy scripture.

If you like that one, then you should check out Ecclesiastes 7:16

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"Be Ye Not Righteous Overmuch, Nor Make Thyself Overwise. Why Shouldest thou destroy thyself"

In fact, most of the Book of Ecclesiastes is kind of like that. Check it out...
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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #28 on: August 31, 2009, 08:22:08 pm »
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6.He told them, "Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you hypocrites. As it is written, 'These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me. 7.Their worship of me is worthless, because they teach human rules as doctrines.' 8.You abandon the commandment of God and hold to human tradition."
Yoinked for future discussions with fundies, thanks. It's always awesome when you can take them down with their own holy scripture.

No, they'll just say that you're the devil quoting scripture for evil reasons. And rightly so, you Satan spawn.
My bad, forgot for a second that it's impossible to have a "discussion" with a fundie. Also, Satanism has a really good dental plan.
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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2009, 08:23:40 pm »

My bad, forgot for a second that it's impossible to have a "discussion" with a fundie.

Incorrect.  You just have to beat them into submission first.
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