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MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« on: August 28, 2009, 09:01:00 am »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 09:12:12 am »
I'm pissed off that I didn't think of this first.  :argh!:
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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2009, 12:56:33 am »
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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2009, 01:23:29 am »
Damnit! I could have made a mint!
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« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2009, 01:43:01 am »
Wait so we can just chill on Earth after the Rapture? I'll have the whole Biblebelt to myself.  8)

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« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2009, 01:53:09 am »
Wait so we can just chill on Earth after the Rapture? I'll have the whole Biblebelt to myself.  8)

Yeah I'm really looking forward to this.  Especially if the fundies from the other religions get to go too.
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« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2009, 02:00:45 am »
Wait so we can just chill on Earth after the Rapture? I'll have the whole Biblebelt to myself.  8)

Just chill? That would be disappointing!  :sad:

What about all those swarms of locusts and unspeakable torments unleashed from the pit of hell? I want some solidarity here.
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« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2009, 02:15:56 am »
Locusts will be dealt with via pesticides and the personal army of seagulls we few Utahns will command once the Mormons are gone.

Just as soon as I'm done with Sam Harris's car.
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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2009, 03:24:22 am »
You know what would suck? If just one group were to be taken--all Catholics, all Mormons, or just the JWs. That would leave so many jilted Christians behind.
But on the bright side, if only the Catholics go, that's one billion monkeys gone.
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« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2009, 05:00:34 am »
Wait so we can just chill on Earth after the Rapture? I'll have the whole Biblebelt to myself.  8)

No you won't.

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« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2009, 06:05:25 am »
With the Rapture, both sides win. The fundies get sucked up to do the whole cloud+harp thing, whereas the people left get, well, a world without fundies. It's Heaven either way.
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Re: MORE FUNDIE CRAZY
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2009, 07:46:02 am »
^ THIS



also,  :lulz: whoever thought that up is a genius!
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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2009, 01:37:53 pm »
Um....doesn't that rely on the people in the Bible Belt being real Christians?

For all we know, the Rapture took place in 40 A.D. and everyone since is just deluding themselves that their well-disguised bigotries are Christian.

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« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2009, 07:23:40 pm »
That would explain a lot about the religion.
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« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2009, 08:28:53 pm »
If so, we would have to assume that it's true, which really fucks up my cosmology.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”