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Triple Zero, we've had enough of your shit.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 28, 2009, 09:14:46 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

We've put up with enough of your running around being European.  Don't think we've forgiven you for those goddamned Mentos commercials, either.  You goddamn Belgians think you're so smart, just because you invented the windmills...but if you were really all that brilliant, you would have put FENCES around them, to keep crazy Spaniards from charging them with lances.

Oh, yes, we have all seen what you are up to, you and your friends in communist France.  Disarm now, or pay the consequences, you baguette-eating bastards.

TGRR,
Has been listening to AM radio for 6 hours, and can't be held responsible.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Darth Cupcake

YOUR FACE IS A FLOP

A HORRID OFFENSE TO DECENCY EVERYWHERE

EVEN IN EUROPE

AND THEY DON'T HAVE DECENCY THERE

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THEIR BEACHES?


-DC
Has never been to their beaches
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 28, 2009, 09:29:03 PM
YOUR FACE IS A FLOP

A HORRID OFFENSE TO DECENCY EVERYWHERE

EVEN IN EUROPE

AND THEY DON'T HAVE DECENCY THERE

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THEIR BEACHES?


-DC
Has never been to their beaches

MY GRANDPAPPY WENT TO THIER BEACHES.  WAS FULL OF RUDE GERMANS AND THEIR TOYS.  AND HE DIDN'T EVEN GET A TAN.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:14:46 PM
We've put up with enough of your running around being European.  Don't think we've forgiven you for those goddamned Mentos commercials, either.  You goddamn Belgians think you're so smart, just because you invented the windmills...but if you were really all that brilliant, you would have put FENCES around them, to keep crazy Spaniards from charging them with lances.

Oh, yes, we have all seen what you are up to, you and your friends in communist France.  Disarm now, or pay the consequences, you baguette-eating bastards.

TGRR,
Has been listening to AM radio for 6 hours, and can't be held responsible.

:lulz: You are a strong man.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Kai on August 28, 2009, 09:30:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:14:46 PM

TGRR,
Has been listening to AM radio for 6 hours, and can't be held responsible.

:lulz: You are a strong man.

Did you know that Holland is the capital of Belgium?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:32:37 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 28, 2009, 09:30:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:14:46 PM

TGRR,
Has been listening to AM radio for 6 hours, and can't be held responsible.

:lulz: You are a strong man.

Did you know that Holland is the capital of Belgium?

Yes, I did.

Did you know Europe is the capital of communist arabs?

Jenne

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:14:46 PM


TGRR,
Has been listening to AM radio for 6 hours, and can't be held responsible.

Kai is right--just how DO you do that?  Without going postal?

Jenne,

Baguette eating bastard (tis true *sniff*)

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Payne on August 28, 2009, 09:35:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:32:37 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 28, 2009, 09:30:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:14:46 PM

TGRR,
Has been listening to AM radio for 6 hours, and can't be held responsible.

:lulz: You are a strong man.

Did you know that Holland is the capital of Belgium?

Yes, I did.

Did you know Europe is the capital of communist arabs?

Yes, I read about that on the BNP website.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 09:35:25 PM
Kai is right--just how DO you do that?  Without going postal?

I don't.  Filthy assistant is feeling the pinch right about now.  :)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:36:50 PM
Quote from: Payne on August 28, 2009, 09:35:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:32:37 PM
Quote from: Kai on August 28, 2009, 09:30:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:14:46 PM

TGRR,
Has been listening to AM radio for 6 hours, and can't be held responsible.

:lulz: You are a strong man.

Did you know that Holland is the capital of Belgium?

Yes, I did.

Did you know Europe is the capital of communist arabs?

Yes, I read about that on the BNP website.

Quite.

My Father is an expert in this field.

Jenne

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2009, 09:37:49 PM
Quote from: Jenne on August 28, 2009, 09:35:25 PM
Kai is right--just how DO you do that?  Without going postal?

I don't.  Filthy assistant is feeling the pinch right about now.  :)

Tee hee hee hee.  I mean...for SHAME!  for SHAME! 

:lol:

S'ok...I made the principal cry a week ago.  Still catching blow-back for that one.

Triple Zero

(roger I can't read all threads at once, usually I just open all the "unread topics" in a zillion of tabs, then work through those, so then I won't notice new ones for a while when I'm doing that)

ANYWAYS

WE FUCKING MADE YOUR CARROTS ORANGE AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN

also

didya know the greatest browser on earth was forged in Europe? Yeah!

plus, we invented country before you even HAD a country! except we call it yodeling. and we never used banjos, whoever told you that is a big fat lyre.

HOWEVER

YOU STOLE "BUD" FROM US AND SHALL GIVE IT BACK

i know you dont really want that piss beer, but you keep sitting on the trademark and those poor Czechs should do what now? rename their village?

and METRICS dont get me started about those, even Syn told me "Actually, I like kilometers ... there's more of them." (actual quote)
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Suu

Quote from: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 09:39:02 PM


plus, we invented country before you even HAD a country! except we call it yodeling. and we never used banjos, whoever told you that is a big fat lyre.


PUNS! GAH!
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 09:39:02 PM
WE FUCKING MADE YOUR CARROTS ORANGE AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN

See?  You save them from the Japanese, and what do they do?  I ask you.

Quote from: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 09:39:02 PM
didya know the greatest browser on earth was forged in Europe? Yeah!

Balls.  Firefox was invented in Maine.

Quote from: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 09:39:02 PM
whoever told you that is a big fat lyre.

FUUUU FUUUU FUUUU FUUUU FUUUU FUUUUU :crankey:


Quote from: Triple Zero on August 28, 2009, 09:39:02 PMYOU STOLE "BUD" FROM US AND SHALL GIVE IT BACK

Never.  What would we soak our brats - I mean "Freedom Sausages" in?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.