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Chairwoman of South Carolina Board of Education Resigns

Started by Iason Ouabache, September 01, 2009, 12:08:44 AM

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Iason Ouabache

September 01, 2009, 12:08:44 AM
http://www.nateanddi.com/?p=424

QuoteKristin Maguire, the Chairwoman of the S.C. State Board of Education resigned her post shortly before SC poliblog FITSNews published a piece claiming that Maguire is a "prolific author of hardcore erotic fiction on the Internet." FITS promised something juicy was on the way last Friday, which is actually when she submitted her resignation to the LuvGov himself. The article also alleges that Maguire engaged in lap dances at bars, public indecency at Jenny Sanford's desk in the governor's office, and points to a probable cover-up by Sanford's staff when they were tipped off earlier this year.

While her resignation letter makes no mention of the alleged salacious details, the upstate evangelical apparently acknowledged to FITS that "she had visited certain websites where such material was posted and reviewed."

This is probably good news for all public school students in S.C., as the home-schooling mom of four had no business chairing the very board responsible for public education policy to start with. She has been a vocal anti-evolutionist and is a strong supporter of "abstinence only" sex education as well. When Maguire was elevated to lead the S.C. Board, her appointment was hailed as a victory for social conservatives and cheered on Christian blogs and websites across the Southeast.

There's links to her erotic stories on that site too.
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Cain

#1
September 01, 2009, 12:10:33 AM
Do they have hot husband on wife themes?

Pariah

#2
September 01, 2009, 12:17:01 AM
HOT-XXX-MISSIONARY-POSITION
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Richter

#3
September 01, 2009, 12:32:24 AM
More proof that any hardline supporter of absolute morality, sobriety, or other "Clean living" is jsut trying to hog all the fun for themselves.
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Corvidia

#4
September 01, 2009, 12:39:50 AM
 :lulz: That's awesome.

Also, her fiction is pretty bad.
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Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for a secret never to be told.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
September 01, 2009, 02:42:40 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 01, 2009, 12:08:44 AM
http://www.nateanddi.com/?p=424

QuoteKristin Maguire, the Chairwoman of the S.C. State Board of Education resigned her post shortly before SC poliblog FITSNews published a piece claiming that Maguire is a "prolific author of hardcore erotic fiction on the Internet." FITS promised something juicy was on the way last Friday, which is actually when she submitted her resignation to the LuvGov himself. The article also alleges that Maguire engaged in lap dances at bars, public indecency at Jenny Sanford's desk in the governor's office, and points to a probable cover-up by Sanford's staff when they were tipped off earlier this year.

While her resignation letter makes no mention of the alleged salacious details, the upstate evangelical apparently acknowledged to FITS that "she had visited certain websites where such material was posted and reviewed."

This is probably good news for all public school students in S.C., as the home-schooling mom of four had no business chairing the very board responsible for public education policy to start with. She has been a vocal anti-evolutionist and is a strong supporter of "abstinence only" sex education as well. When Maguire was elevated to lead the S.C. Board, her appointment was hailed as a victory for social conservatives and cheered on Christian blogs and websites across the Southeast.

There's links to her erotic stories on that site too.

:lulz:

This just keeps getting better and better.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#6
September 01, 2009, 02:59:55 AM
HOLY FUCK!

I can't decide if I live in the worst place possible or the best place ever!  :lulz:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#7
September 01, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 02:59:55 AM
HOLY FUCK!

I can't decide if I live in the worst place possible or the best place ever!  :lulz:

Wait.  Why do I keep thinking you're from Wisconsin?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#8
September 01, 2009, 03:07:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 02:59:55 AM
HOLY FUCK!

I can't decide if I live in the worst place possible or the best place ever!  :lulz:

Wait.  Why do I keep thinking you're from Wisconsin?

Cause I am.

I just happen to be going to grad school in SC. This is the begining of my second year.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
September 01, 2009, 03:08:02 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:07:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 02:59:55 AM
HOLY FUCK!

I can't decide if I live in the worst place possible or the best place ever!  :lulz:

Wait.  Why do I keep thinking you're from Wisconsin?

Cause I am.

I just happen to be going to grad school in SC. This is the begining of my second year.

You're already in grad school?

Good God.  Where DOES the time go?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#10
September 01, 2009, 03:20:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:08:02 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:07:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 02:59:55 AM
HOLY FUCK!

I can't decide if I live in the worst place possible or the best place ever!  :lulz:

Wait.  Why do I keep thinking you're from Wisconsin?

Cause I am.

I just happen to be going to grad school in SC. This is the begining of my second year.

You're already in grad school?

Good God.  Where DOES the time go?

Dude, its been nearly FIVE YEARS since I showed up here. (blown away by that)

October 2nd, 2004. That was the semester I started undergrad and it took me 4 years to get my degree.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
September 01, 2009, 03:21:32 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:20:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:08:02 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:07:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 02:59:55 AM
HOLY FUCK!

I can't decide if I live in the worst place possible or the best place ever!  :lulz:

Wait.  Why do I keep thinking you're from Wisconsin?

Cause I am.

I just happen to be going to grad school in SC. This is the begining of my second year.

You're already in grad school?

Good God.  Where DOES the time go?

Dude, its been nearly FIVE YEARS since I showed up here. (blown away by that)

October 2nd, 2004. That was the semester I started undergrad and it took me 4 years to get my degree.

Wow.

And Fred was just a stripling in high school.

Also, debbil squirrel is now 17-18 years old, if I am doing my figures correctly.   :x
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#12
September 01, 2009, 03:27:30 AM
 Holy fuck.  :x

She was this little kid back then.  :x :x
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
September 01, 2009, 03:28:28 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:27:30 AM
Holy fuck.  :x

She was this little kid back then.  :x :x

That's how it goes.  Betcha she has her mom's looks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kai

#14
September 01, 2009, 03:30:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 01, 2009, 03:28:28 AM
Quote from: Kai on September 01, 2009, 03:27:30 AM
Holy fuck.  :x

She was this little kid back then.  :x :x

That's how it goes.  Betcha she has her mom's looks.

This convo makes me want to do some serious archive spelunking.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish
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