The classical fundie.

[Requia ☣]

There are seven windows in the head, two nostrils, two ears, two eyes and a mouth; so in the heavens there are two favorable stars, two unpropitious, two luminaries, and Mercury alone undecided and indifferent.  From which and many other similar phenomena of nature such as the seven metals, etc., which it were tedious to enumerate, we gather that the number of planets is necessarily seven.... Besides, the Jews and other ancient nations, as well modern Europeans, have adopted the division of the week into seven days, and have named from them the seven planets; now if we increase the number of planets, the whole system falls into the ground.... Moreover the satellites are invisible to the naked eye and therefore would be useless and therefore do not exist.

In response to Galileo's discovery of Jupiter's moons.

[Kai]

A bit more well spoken than today's fundie.

[Bruno]

Yea verily, I doeth like taters.
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[Golden Applesauce]

I believe Kepler was a numerologist as well.

[Iason Ouabache]

A bit more well spoken than today's fundie.

But he was a Professional Fundie. The kinda that goes off to school to learn how to lie apologize better.

[Requia ☣]

I believe Kepler was a numerologist as well.

Astrologer.  Also one of the first people to decide it was bullshit.  (he kept records of all his predictions and went back over them for accuracy).

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There are seven windows in the head, two nostrils, two ears, two eyes and a mouth; so in the heavens there are two favorable stars, two unpropitious, two luminaries, and Mercury alone undecided and indifferent.  From which and many other similar phenomena of nature such as the seven metals, etc., which it were tedious to enumerate, we gather that the number of planets is necessarily seven.... Besides, the Jews and other ancient nations, as well modern Europeans, have adopted the division of the week into seven days, and have named from them the seven planets; now if we increase the number of planets, the whole system falls into the ground.... Moreover the satellites are invisible to the naked eye and therefore would be useless and therefore do not exist.

In response to Galileo's discovery of Jupiter's moons.

[Remington]

Here's a lovely little tidbit from Raa, arguably the craziest person on the Flat Earth Soceity forum.
http://www.freewebs.com/raacoz/

No-one has ever been able to tell whether or not he's trolling.

[Dysnomia]

There are seven windows in the head, two nostrils, two ears, two eyes and a mouth; so in the heavens there are two favorable stars, two unpropitious, two luminaries, and Mercury alone undecided and indifferent.  From which and many other similar phenomena of nature such as the seven metals, etc., which it were tedious to enumerate, we gather that the number of planets is necessarily seven.... Besides, the Jews and other ancient nations, as well modern Europeans, have adopted the division of the week into seven days, and have named from them the seven planets; now if we increase the number of planets, the whole system falls into the ground.... Moreover the satellites are God isinvisible to the naked eye and therefore would be useless and therefore do not exist.

In response to Galileo's discovery of Jupiter's moons.