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OK ROGER, THIS TIME YOU'VE CROSSED A LINE.

Started by LMNO, September 02, 2009, 12:59:56 PM

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LMNO

I fully understand that the 5-gallon bucket of axle grease and a copy of Lady's Home Journal was necessary for the baptismal rites, but there's no way you can convince me the razor wire was a good idea.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO on September 02, 2009, 12:59:56 PM
I fully understand that the 5-gallon bucket of axle grease and a copy of Lady's Home Journal was necessary for the baptismal rites, but there's no way you can convince me the razor wire was a good idea.

How else are we gonna keep the pigfuckers away while we save the great unwashed?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

I'm sorry, but that game of double dutch was inappropriate.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO on September 02, 2009, 02:10:21 PM
I'm sorry, but that game of double dutch was inappropriate.
I know...but it seemed like a good idea at the time. 

Now I'll never get these chaps clean.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.