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Started by Jenne, September 09, 2009, 07:06:49 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
September 09, 2009, 07:47:59 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 07:38:59 PM
Huh.  My husband, brother and aunt (as well as a cousin thrice removed) all have the birthdate of September 22nd.

My mom calls them the 9/22 club.  Now THAT is meh.  :lulz:

Huh.

Now that you say that, that date sounds familiar too... I wonder if that was once my wedding anniversary? Or maybe THAT was my ex-husband's birthday.

I'm pleased that I don't really remember.
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Jenne

#16
September 09, 2009, 07:49:47 PM
September is truly hell in our family because of all the birthdays...and now my husband's turning 40 this month as well.  Oy vey.  It's like Christmas for half the family.  Very annoying.  Which makes this post more appropos to the "post your 1st world problems" thread. 

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
September 09, 2009, 07:51:34 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 07:49:47 PM
September is truly hell in our family because of all the birthdays...and now my husband's turning 40 this month as well. 

muhaha

Tell him "Welcome to hell", and tell him not to worry overmuch when random body parts start dropping off.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#18
September 09, 2009, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 07:51:34 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 07:49:47 PM
September is truly hell in our family because of all the birthdays...and now my husband's turning 40 this month as well.

muhaha

Tell him "Welcome to hell", and tell him not to worry overmuch when random body parts start dropping off.

Meh.  Since he almost kicked the bucket 2 years ago...he's actually HOPING to fall apart, literally.  He keeps that damned diatribe of "if I make it to be ___age," etc. I swear I want to take a frying pan to his head when he does that.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
September 09, 2009, 07:53:53 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 07:51:34 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 07:49:47 PM
September is truly hell in our family because of all the birthdays...and now my husband's turning 40 this month as well.

muhaha

Tell him "Welcome to hell", and tell him not to worry overmuch when random body parts start dropping off.

Meh.  Since he almost kicked the bucket 2 years ago...he's actually HOPING to fall apart, literally.  He keeps that damned diatribe of "if I make it to be ___age," etc. I swear I want to take a frying pan to his head when he does that.

I do that shit all the time, mostly to drive my kids nuts.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#20
September 09, 2009, 07:56:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 07:53:53 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 07:51:34 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 07:49:47 PM
September is truly hell in our family because of all the birthdays...and now my husband's turning 40 this month as well.

muhaha

Tell him "Welcome to hell", and tell him not to worry overmuch when random body parts start dropping off.

Meh.  Since he almost kicked the bucket 2 years ago...he's actually HOPING to fall apart, literally.  He keeps that damned diatribe of "if I make it to be ___age," etc. I swear I want to take a frying pan to his head when he does that.

I do that shit all the time, mostly to drive my kids nuts.

:x  I think it's a way for him to get out his angstyness about his mortality.  /again stating the obvious

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
September 09, 2009, 07:59:04 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 07:56:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 07:53:53 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 07:51:34 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 07:49:47 PM
September is truly hell in our family because of all the birthdays...and now my husband's turning 40 this month as well.

muhaha

Tell him "Welcome to hell", and tell him not to worry overmuch when random body parts start dropping off.

Meh.  Since he almost kicked the bucket 2 years ago...he's actually HOPING to fall apart, literally.  He keeps that damned diatribe of "if I make it to be ___age," etc. I swear I want to take a frying pan to his head when he does that.

I do that shit all the time, mostly to drive my kids nuts.

:x  I think it's a way for him to get out his angstyness about his mortality.  /again stating the obvious


Everything is funny, even when it happens to you.   :)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#22
September 09, 2009, 08:00:20 PM
I haven't reached that stage in my life...like I said...unless I'm drunk and stupid.  In that order.

Then it's fucking hilarious, and I larf.

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
September 09, 2009, 08:05:17 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 08:00:20 PM
I haven't reached that stage in my life...like I said...unless I'm drunk and stupid.  In that order.

Then it's fucking hilarious, and I larf.
In a few more years, you'll learn to act without the alcohol, and rely solely on stupidity.

Hey, it works for me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#24
September 09, 2009, 08:06:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 08:05:17 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 08:00:20 PM
I haven't reached that stage in my life...like I said...unless I'm drunk and stupid.  In that order.

Then it's fucking hilarious, and I larf.
In a few more years, you'll learn to act without the alcohol, and rely solely on stupidity.

Hey, it works for me.

Noooooooooooooo!

Well, actually, I'm pretty much there already. 

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
September 09, 2009, 08:07:55 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 08:06:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2009, 08:05:17 PM
Quote from: Jenne on September 09, 2009, 08:00:20 PM
I haven't reached that stage in my life...like I said...unless I'm drunk and stupid.  In that order.

Then it's fucking hilarious, and I larf.
In a few more years, you'll learn to act without the alcohol, and rely solely on stupidity.

Hey, it works for me.

Noooooooooooooo!

Well, actually, I'm pretty much there already. 

Learn to embrace omnifallibility.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#26
September 09, 2009, 08:16:03 PM
I'm suprised that nobody has yet brought up the fact that if you remove the zeroes and the dashes, it becones "999", one of the sacred numbers of J.R."BOB" Dobbs
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#27
September 09, 2009, 08:16:42 PM
Quote from: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on September 09, 2009, 08:16:03 PM
I'm suprised that nobody has yet brought up the fact that if you remove the zeroes and the dashes, it becones "999", one of the sacred numbers of J.R."BOB" Dobbs

Yeah, there's a reason for that.   :|
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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