California's crashing and burning, no need to keep secrets anymore...

[LMNO]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gogMox_dSaDYvRr9NtuG4xBn0lvAD9AKFSDG1

The Orange County Republican [Mike Duvall] is now a YouTube hit after KCAL-TV aired his racy comments about sexual conquests that were caught by an open microphone in a Capitol hearing room. Several media outlets said the comments referred to Duvall's affairs with a female lobbyist and another woman. He resigned Wednesday.

On Wednesday, [the legislature] found themselves answering questions about a lawmaker who bragged about a spanking fetish, the type of underwear worn by a mistress and his apparent ability to carry on two extramarital affairs at once.

He made the comments about the affairs to Assemblyman Jeff Miller during a break in a committee meeting inside the Capitol on July 8, apparently unaware that the microphone at the desk was on.

"I'm getting into spanking her," Duvall is heard saying on the videotape, which was made as a matter of routine by a legislative office.

Miller asks if she likes it too. Duvall responds: "She goes, 'I know you like spanking me.' I said, 'Yeah, that's 'cause you're such a bad girl.'"

Duvall also describes the woman's "eye-patch underwear" and the age difference between himself and his mistress, identified in some media reports as a lobbyist for an energy company. He tells Miller, a fellow Republican from Corona, that the woman's birthday was two days earlier.

Duvall said he joked with the woman that she was getting old after turning 36 and told her, "I am going to have to trade you in."

The lawmaker then brags about an affair he is having with another woman.

"Oh, she is hot! I talked to her yesterday. She goes, 'So are we finished?' I go, 'No, we're not finished.' I go, 'You know about the other one, but she doesn't know about you!'" Duvall can be heard saying in an apparent reference to his affair with the lobbyist.




The unseemly remarks also raise questions about the relationship between lawmakers and lobbyists.

...you think?

[AFK]

I thought the lobbyists were supposed to get in the Congressmens' pants, not the other way round. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

These republicans are so good at family values, they can be involved with multiple families at once! Beat that you godless anti-family liberals bent on destroying the sanctity of marriage and affairs!

[Cain]

There is an unhealthy relationship between politicians and lobbyists?

OMG HOW HAS THIS CORRUPTION CONTINUED UNSEEN FOR SO LONG???

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

There is an unhealthy relationship between politicians and lobbyists?

OMG HOW HAS THIS CORRUPTION CONTINUED UNSEEN FOR SO LONG???

THIS IS AMERICA! THAT SHIT DON'T HAPPEN HERE!

WE ARE THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!

[Jenne]

  PRICELESS.

[AFK]

So, over there on the Left Coast, do they call that Hiking the Cascade Mountains? 

[Jenne]

San Bernardino.

We're sort of burnouts here.

[LMNO]

So, over there on the Left Coast, do they call that Hiking the Cascade Mountains? 

Nope, it's a "Tiujana Weekend".

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

 

[Jenne]

DONKEY BAR FOR THE WIN!

[The Dark Monk]

I am replying after a long time of absence. Off to lurk again.