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Started by East Coast Hustle, September 10, 2009, 07:23:43 PM

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East Coast Hustle

September 10, 2009, 07:23:43 PM
don't think of it as "leaving the alliance", think of it as "establishing a tributary state and expanding the empire".
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

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September 10, 2009, 07:30:13 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 10, 2009, 07:23:43 PM
don't think of it as "leaving the alliance", think of it as "establishing a tributary state and expanding the empire".

We're on to you, ECH.  We have people already in place.  We've wired small bombs into their colons to prevent any potential bribery, too, so don't even think about it.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

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September 10, 2009, 07:37:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2009, 07:30:13 PMWe have people already in place.  We've wired small bombs into their colons

don't threaten ME with a good time, mister.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
September 10, 2009, 07:38:36 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 10, 2009, 07:37:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 10, 2009, 07:30:13 PMWe have people already in place.  We've wired small bombs into their colons

don't threaten ME with a good time, mister.

Doesn't matter.  Once you get on the other side of the Pork Curtain, you'll breathe the sweet, sweet air of freedom that is America, and you'll see the light.

That, or we'll waterboard you til you love Big Brother.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

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September 10, 2009, 08:07:29 PM
"The Pork Curtain"?


AWESOME.

Iason Ouabache

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September 11, 2009, 02:34:13 AM
Quote from: LMNO on September 10, 2009, 08:07:29 PM
"The Pork Curtain"?


AWESOME.
:lmnuendo:

Also, I am very afraid of any PDX Alliance just because they outnumber the rest of us. They could zerg rush us without even thinking twice.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

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September 11, 2009, 04:24:47 AM
Quote from: LMNO on September 10, 2009, 08:07:29 PM
"The Pork Curtain"?


AWESOME.

Yip. First thing I thought of was a verginer too.

Dysfunctional Cunt

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September 11, 2009, 03:04:17 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 11, 2009, 02:34:13 AM
Quote from: LMNO on September 10, 2009, 08:07:29 PM
"The Pork Curtain"?


AWESOME.
:lmnuendo:

Also, I am very afraid of any PDX Alliance just because they outnumber the rest of us. They could zerg rush us without even thinking twice.

The midwest shall never be over thrown!!! :argh!:

Richter

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September 11, 2009, 03:14:13 PM
Quote from: Squid on September 11, 2009, 04:24:47 AM
Quote from: LMNO on September 10, 2009, 08:07:29 PM
"The Pork Curtain"?


AWESOME.

Yip. First thing I thought of was a verginer too.

Uh huh.  And an elated eastern european man sledgehammering massive, grafitti'd labia, while Ronnie's voice echoing over about tearing down the wall.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Suu

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September 11, 2009, 03:18:36 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on September 10, 2009, 07:23:43 PM
don't think of it as "leaving the alliance", think of it as "establishing a tributary state and expanding the empire".

:mittens:

God Speed, you Glorious Faggot!

:pax:
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