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NIGEL, YOU JERKFACE!
« on: September 11, 2009, 01:38:45 am »
YOU SUCK SO MUCH! I HATE YOU, YOU JERKFACE, AND YOUR HORRIBLE SPAGGY JERKISHNESS FOR ABSOLUTLY NO REASON AT ALL. JERK.  :evilmad:

Also, fuck you Kai.
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Re: NIGEL, YOU JERKFACE!
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2009, 01:45:47 am »
Also, this should have been in apple talk but PD is the fail portion of the boards anyway so  :argh!:
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Re: NIGEL, YOU JERKFACE!
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2009, 02:09:37 am »
Yeah Nigel sucks. Boo nigel!




IMPERIAL DECREE
I am making a new law for the Holy Cramulan Empire (most of New York unless somebody calls dibbs in 3... 2.... 1... )

within my imperial dominion,

Farts are now known as Nigels

for example

"The taco bell experiment went poorly and now I have the Nigels"

"This chick was so hot, even her Nigels were hot."


anybody who fails to use the proper term for fart "NIGEL" will also be known as Nigel

AND FLOGGED IN THE STREET WITH TURDWHIPS





IT'S EVEN GROSSER THAN IT SOUNDS

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Re: NIGEL, YOU JERKFACE!
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2009, 02:12:22 am »
What the hell?  :lulz:

I take this as some strange new form of love.
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Re: NIGEL, YOU JERKFACE!
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2009, 02:13:26 am »
I MEAN, FUCK YOU KAI!

FOR CRAMULUS' SAKE.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: NIGEL, YOU JERKFACE!
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2009, 02:20:21 am »
Yeah Nigel sucks. Boo nigel!




IMPERIAL DECREE
I am making a new law for the Holy Cramulan Empire (most of New York unless somebody calls dibbs in 3... 2.... 1... )

within my imperial dominion,

Farts are now known as Nigels

for example

"The taco bell experiment went poorly and now I have the Nigels"

"This chick was so hot, even her Nigels were hot."


anybody who fails to use the proper term for fart "NIGEL" will also be known as Nigel

AND FLOGGED IN THE STREET WITH TURDWHIPS





IT'S EVEN GROSSER THAN IT SOUNDS

:cramstipated:





:himeobs:

I think I love you.  :fap:
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Re: NIGEL, YOU JERKFACE!
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2009, 03:15:02 am »
Has Kai joined the Swamp Yankees?
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« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2009, 03:18:42 am »
I don't know, but i think the Swamp Yankees mailed a bomb to my house. It's disguised as a microwave.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: NIGEL, YOU JERKFACE!
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2009, 04:52:57 am »
I don't know, but i think the Swamp Yankees mailed a bomb to my house. It's disguised as a microwave.

It won't go off until you put a neighbor's really annoying little yippy chihuahua in it. You know you can't resist.

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« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2009, 05:08:23 am »
I don't know, but i think the Swamp Yankees mailed a bomb to my house. It's disguised as a microwave.

It won't go off until you put a neighbor's really annoying little yippy chihuahua in it. You know you can't resist.
Oh shit... must... capture... chihuahua!
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: NIGEL, YOU JERKFACE!
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2009, 05:13:20 am »
I don't know, but i think the Swamp Yankees mailed a bomb to my house. It's disguised as a microwave.

It won't go off until you put a neighbor's really annoying little yippy chihuahua in it. You know you can't resist.
Oh shit... must... capture... chihuahua!

Yeah you know... that one, the noisy hyperactive little fuck whose owner thinks it's just the cutest little piece of shit ever to come out of another dog's vagina...


LITTLE RAT DOG. MICROWAVE.


DO EEEEEEEET!

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« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2009, 05:23:01 am »
I don't know, but i think the Swamp Yankees mailed a bomb to my house. It's disguised as a microwave.

It won't go off until you put a neighbor's really annoying little yippy chihuahua in it. You know you can't resist.
Oh shit... must... capture... chihuahua!

Yeah you know... that one, the noisy hyperactive little fuck whose owner thinks it's just the cutest little piece of shit ever to come out of another dog's vagina...


LITTLE RAT DOG. MICROWAVE.


DO EEEEEEEET!

Waaiiiit a second...

You're a Swamp Yankee, aren't you?

THIS IS A TRICK!
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: NIGEL, YOU JERKFACE!
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2009, 05:25:19 am »
use it to make plasma
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Re: NIGEL, YOU JERKFACE!
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2009, 05:27:44 am »
Waaiiiit a second...

You're a Swamp Yankee, aren't you?

THIS IS A TRICK!

No no no, I'm a Hawaiian, remember? You can trust me. :)

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Re: NIGEL, YOU JERKFACE!
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2009, 11:14:50 am »
Has Kai joined the Swamp Yankees?

Thems fightin words!  :argh!:
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