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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 11, 2009, 09:17:17 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

September 11, 2009, 09:17:17 PM
This is EXACTLY the kind of stuff we should be coming up with. Unfortunately, reality keeps trumping us. :argh!:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090903/ap_on_re_us/us_shot_in_court
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

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September 11, 2009, 09:21:04 PM
Quote from: Nigel on September 11, 2009, 09:17:17 PM
This is EXACTLY the kind of stuff we should be coming up with. Unfortunately, reality keeps trumping us. :argh!:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090903/ap_on_re_us/us_shot_in_court

Wait.  The cop isn't being charged, and the fire chief is?

:lulz:

Yeah, that's small town USA police for ya.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#2
September 11, 2009, 09:32:34 PM
HOLY SHIT. 

Dysfunctional Cunt

#3
September 11, 2009, 09:39:58 PM
 :lulz:

Can you imagine what we could do if we were in charge of a small town????

BWAHAHAHAHAHA  :evil:


Kurt Christ

#4
September 11, 2009, 09:42:50 PM
Reminds me of an even bitchier version of my town's police. Don't you love small town cops?
Formerly known as the Space Pope (then I was excommunicated), Father Kurt Christ (I was deemed unfit to raise children, spiritual or otherwise), and Vartox (the speedo was starting to chafe)

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
September 11, 2009, 09:54:19 PM
Quote from: Father Kurt Christ on September 11, 2009, 09:42:50 PM
Reminds me of an even bitchier version of my town's police. Don't you love small town cops?

Yeah.

TGRR,
Has experience in that field.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

fomenter

#6
September 11, 2009, 09:58:24 PM
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
September 11, 2009, 10:00:45 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
September 11, 2009, 10:47:11 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jenne

#9
September 11, 2009, 11:50:32 PM
So...TX and FL take a breather as the craziest states of the union for a spell.  Cool.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#10
September 12, 2009, 12:44:45 AM
Well, at least I got my sammich.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Sir Squid Diddimus

#11
September 12, 2009, 05:50:19 AM

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#12
September 13, 2009, 07:45:56 PM
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Bu🤠ns

#13
September 14, 2009, 03:56:00 AM
I keep reading "Payne" as Payne

Pope Pixie Pickle

#14
September 14, 2009, 10:34:36 AM
Quote from: Burns on September 14, 2009, 03:56:00 AM
I keep reading "Payne" as Payne

I did that too first read  :lulz:!
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