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Started by Dysnomia, September 14, 2009, 04:41:36 AM

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Dysnomia

WHAT SHOULD I DRINK TOMORROW?*


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because you know, I've never EVER had alcohol before...
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rong

believe it or not, equal parts jagermeister, rumplemintz, and southern comfort (100 proof) tastes pretty good as a shot (i wouldn't drink too many of them, though)

recently, i had what is called a wisconsin lunch box and it was really good:

get one of those "_____" bomb cups (see picture) that has the shot glass in the middle.  fill the shot part with amaretto and the outside part with equal parts beer and orange juice.  sounds like it would be terrible, but it was one of the most delicious drinks i've ever had.



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Dysnomia

sadly can't do beer as it makes me vomit everywhere.  :sad:  However everything else is fine.
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Quote from: Iason Ouabache on September 14, 2009, 06:15:01 AM
Here ya go: http://www.campussqueeze.com/post/The-Worst-Shots-Ever-Created.aspx

God damn, this person ran out of ideas coming up to #5.

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Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on September 14, 2009, 04:41:36 AM
WHAT SHOULD I DRINK TOMORROW?*


:fap: :banana: :link: :hammer: :hosrie:


SPICED RUM, IN EVERYTHING.












because you know, I've never EVER had alcohol before...

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Triple Zero

mojitos or white russians are my favourite non-beer drinks.

white russians are easiest (kahlua+vodka+milk equal portions)

mojito = sugar, mint leaves, lime, crushed ice, rum, soda water. in that order. crush the mint leaves, press out the lime parts with your fingers but throw in the entire piece (3-4x 1/8th of a lime), mash up the stuff with a spoon or other device, then add the crushed ice and two shots rum, top with soda water. use a straw when drinking.
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Quote from: Triple Zero on September 14, 2009, 01:43:53 PM
mojitos or white russians are my favourite non-beer drinks.

white russians are easiest (kahlua+vodka+milk equal portions)

mojito = sugar, mint leaves, lime, crushed ice, rum, soda water. in that order. crush the mint leaves, press out the lime parts with your fingers but throw in the entire piece (3-4x 1/8th of a lime), mash up the stuff with a spoon or other device, then add the crushed ice and two shots rum, top with soda water. use a straw when drinking.

YOUR SUPPOSED TO SPANK THE MINT! crush it up too hard and you'll look like u ate spinach then forgot to brush your teeth.