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Rev Roger, Sermon #67: Not With a Bang, But a Wheeze.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 14, 2009, 06:36:20 PM

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Halfbaked1

#30
September 15, 2009, 05:45:02 AM
MY EYES!!

:argh!: Curses upon you TGRR!!  My mind has been violated like unto...something that hadn't been violated and then was...for thirty pages...of violation.

Remington

#31
September 18, 2009, 07:22:05 AM
I propose that we release man-eating tigers into Walmart, sit back, and let Darwin take care of things. I`m pretty sure that a tiger can run faster than 5 mph.
Is it plugged in?

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
September 18, 2009, 03:17:07 PM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on September 18, 2009, 07:22:05 AM
I propose that we release man-eating tigers into Walmart, sit back, and let Darwin take care of things. I`m pretty sure that a tiger can run faster than 5 mph.

Think of the poor tigers' arteries.   :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#33
September 18, 2009, 03:34:32 PM
OP is great!!! :mittens:


The WalMart thing.....   I may never recover.   :x

fomenter

#34
September 18, 2009, 04:27:33 PM
our future starts at 1.04 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9s7afoYI-M
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Doktor Howl

#35
April 26, 2010, 08:25:21 PM
Bump, because it bothers me to have the last post in one of my threads made by fomentor.
Molon Lube

Freeky

#36
April 26, 2010, 09:28:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7jSp2xmmEE

Relevant.

Excellent OP, btw.

PaddleFoot

#37
May 31, 2010, 06:57:01 PM
lol, My generation is completely doomed.
I love stupid people, they're the reason I can get a Job.

P3nT4gR4m

#38
May 31, 2010, 09:04:20 PM
Quote from: JaegerWolf on May 31, 2010, 06:57:01 PM
lol, My generation is completely doomed.

Hi there person with "wolf" in their name. Welcome to the forum.  :evil:

:popcorn:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

BadBeast

#40
June 01, 2010, 01:41:31 PM
Hi & welcome,JaegerWolf, it's been a while since we had any n00bs with a Lupine name. Did you ever look into the eyes of a wolf?
Apparently it's a life changing experience.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

PaddleFoot

#41
June 01, 2010, 05:43:59 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 01, 2010, 01:41:31 PM
Hi & welcome,JaegerWolf, it's been a while since we had any n00bs with a Lupine name. Did you ever look into the eyes of a wolf?
Apparently it's a life changing experience.

Yes as a matter of fact I have, there beautiful animals well worth the danger to see. And Jaeger is German for Hunter.
I love stupid people, they're the reason I can get a Job.

P3nT4gR4m

#42
June 01, 2010, 05:50:36 PM
 :banana:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

BadBeast

#43
June 01, 2010, 06:36:26 PM
In that case, Good Hunting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiSohz7B0Zo
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Adios

#44
June 01, 2010, 07:07:28 PM
Quote from: JaegerWolf on June 01, 2010, 05:43:59 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 01, 2010, 01:41:31 PM
Hi & welcome,JaegerWolf, it's been a while since we had any n00bs with a Lupine name. Did you ever look into the eyes of a wolf?
Apparently it's a life changing experience.

Yes as a matter of fact I have, there beautiful animals well worth the danger to see. And Jaeger is German for Hunter.

Wulfkuhler?
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