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Rev Roger, Sermon #67: Not With a Bang, But a Wheeze.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 14, 2009, 06:36:20 PM

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Halfbaked1

MY EYES!!

:argh!: Curses upon you TGRR!!  My mind has been violated like unto...something that hadn't been violated and then was...for thirty pages...of violation.

Remington

I propose that we release man-eating tigers into Walmart, sit back, and let Darwin take care of things. I`m pretty sure that a tiger can run faster than 5 mph.
Is it plugged in?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Sir Remington III on September 18, 2009, 07:22:05 AM
I propose that we release man-eating tigers into Walmart, sit back, and let Darwin take care of things. I`m pretty sure that a tiger can run faster than 5 mph.

Think of the poor tigers' arteries.   :sad:
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

OP is great!!! :mittens:


The WalMart thing.....   I may never recover.   :x

fomenter

"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


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Doktor Howl

Bump, because it bothers me to have the last post in one of my threads made by fomentor.
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PaddleFoot

I love stupid people, they're the reason I can get a Job.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: JaegerWolf on May 31, 2010, 06:57:01 PM
lol, My generation is completely doomed.

Hi there person with "wolf" in their name. Welcome to the forum.  :evil:

:popcorn:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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BadBeast

Hi & welcome,JaegerWolf, it's been a while since we had any n00bs with a Lupine name. Did you ever look into the eyes of a wolf?
Apparently it's a life changing experience.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

PaddleFoot

Quote from: BadBeast on June 01, 2010, 01:41:31 PM
Hi & welcome,JaegerWolf, it's been a while since we had any n00bs with a Lupine name. Did you ever look into the eyes of a wolf?
Apparently it's a life changing experience.

Yes as a matter of fact I have, there beautiful animals well worth the danger to see. And Jaeger is German for Hunter.
I love stupid people, they're the reason I can get a Job.

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

BadBeast

"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Adios

Quote from: JaegerWolf on June 01, 2010, 05:43:59 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 01, 2010, 01:41:31 PM
Hi & welcome,JaegerWolf, it's been a while since we had any n00bs with a Lupine name. Did you ever look into the eyes of a wolf?
Apparently it's a life changing experience.

Yes as a matter of fact I have, there beautiful animals well worth the danger to see. And Jaeger is German for Hunter.

Wulfkuhler?