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New Idea for a Cookbook.
« on: September 14, 2009, 08:02:00 pm »
I had an idea yesterday about a cookbook that will probably cause all sorts of problems.


It's going to be called Against Leviticus: A Blasphemer's Guide to Cooking.  Basically, I'll go through the bible, and create recipies that violate every food law dietary command.

To be fair to the Jews, I'll probably throw in a few more religions' taboos, to round it out.




Whaddaya think?

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Re: New Idea for a Cookbook.
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2009, 08:13:31 pm »
The Death  Sammich, Bacon wrapped Passover Prok, and "Fucking celtic" cheese and pesto chicken is open for your use. 

Those who have developed and commited these foods in the past will not take it personally if you don't want to include them.
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Re: New Idea for a Cookbook.
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2009, 04:42:46 am »
HELLS YES!  TURBACONDUCKEN WILL RISE AGAIN!

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Re: New Idea for a Cookbook.
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2009, 08:03:40 am »
I like the idea.

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Re: New Idea for a Cookbook.
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2009, 06:22:10 pm »
Also, there must be a dish with lots of shellfish.
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