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Introducing the Next Fox News-fueled Outrage!

Started by AFK, September 15, 2009, 03:17:30 PM

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Halfbaked1

Quote from: Halfbaked1 on September 15, 2009, 08:01:14 PM
I, for one, am SHOCKED and OUTRAGED! :omg:

Sarcasm dude, sarcasm.  Personally I think there is nothing wrong with the media that a few well placed molotov specials couldn't fix.

AFK

Which you are aiming at the consumers, right?  Please say yes. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Remington

Quote from: Nigel on September 16, 2009, 12:03:07 AM
It's kind of a fun bit to listen to: http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/15/obama-calls-kanye-a-jackass/

You got to hand it to The Smiler, he's a charismatic son of a bitch even on audio.
"C'mon guys. Cut the President some slack."

:lulz:
Is it plugged in?

Iason Ouabache

I wonder what Nixon would have said about Kanye...
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Cain

Actually, the next outrage will be about how Obama let black racist stormtrooper schoolchildren beat up white children:

http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200909150017

fomenter

Quote from: Cain on September 16, 2009, 04:36:41 PM
Actually, the next outrage will be about how Obama let black racist stormtrooper schoolchildren beat up white children:

http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200909150017

the sound of mouth foaming is clearly audible  :lulz:
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

AFK

Well, that and Jimmy Carter just laid down the race card:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32869276/ns/politics-capitol_hill/

Jimmy Carter is one of the Right's favorite punching bags so I think the "jackass" thing will be spared. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne

Oh yeah, he laid into the Republicans but GOOD.  Basically talked about the Republicans and their Southern constituents as bigoted, racist, ignorant assholes. 

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

I think Carter should have been more clear that it seems to be a minority of the crazy people who are specifically motivated by race. Quite a few of them seem to be the same idiots who were freaking out about Clinton, some of them have been freaking out since Bush, some of them may have legitimate political differences.... Overall, the majority appear to be unhinged, but I don't think race is the major factor... just one of many.

That being said "You Lie" sure sounded like he caught himself right before he said "You lie, BOY!"  :horrormirth:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

AFK

It's the Jackie Robinson effect.  Bubba and Hillary didn't have their citizenship questioned, they weren't regularly being compared to Nazis, Hitler, etc., they weren't subjected to the same, endless drumbeat of "Socialism! Marxism!".  The partisan rankor seemed to be more contained to Congress and the talking heads.  With Obama, it has spilled into the streets and seems to be becoming mainstreamed. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne

In the interviews, I heard over and over "I'm against the islamification of this country!"  Where these bigoted assholes are getting Islamification from ANYTHING that Obama has said is beyond me.  They are listening to MAINSTREAM MEDIA to get this.  It's all over the airwaves and the TV.  That they can't read the man's words for themselves, or rather listen to them, is a big fucking deal.  And they refuse to do it.  They want prepackaged shit to chew on.

So they get shit.  And I hope they fucking choke on it, too.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Doctor Rat Bastard on September 16, 2009, 07:53:43 PM
I think Carter should have been more clear that it seems to be a minority of the crazy people who are specifically motivated by race. Quite a few of them seem to be the same idiots who were freaking out about Clinton, some of them have been freaking out since Bush, some of them may have legitimate political differences.... Overall, the majority appear to be unhinged, but I don't think race is the major factor... just one of many.

That being said "You Lie" sure sounded like he caught himself right before he said "You lie, BOY!"  :horrormirth:

So what?  It drives them batshit when you point out the racism, and it drives the non-racist RWNs absolutely insane when you call them racists.

And I'm for whatever causes the most froth, to be perfectly honest about it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Jenne on September 16, 2009, 08:01:04 PM
In the interviews, I heard over and over "I'm against the islamification of this country!"  Where these bigoted assholes are getting Islamification from ANYTHING that Obama has said is beyond me.  They are listening to MAINSTREAM MEDIA to get this.  It's all over the airwaves and the TV.  That they can't read the man's words for themselves, or rather listen to them, is a big fucking deal.  And they refuse to do it.  They want prepackaged shit to chew on.

So they get shit.  And I hope they fucking choke on it, too.

And I am here to help them out.  I have been running a troll on freerepublic for 3 months now, egging them on.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#28
You know, there's ENOUGH for them to be outraged at Obama over--how about campaign promises he broke?  Patriot Acts, sealing up tight the logs on who visits the White House, surging the war in Afghanistan...nonregulation of the bank and lending boys...the list goes ON and ON.

But instead, these fuckers are stuck on "he's BLACK!" and "he's NOT A CITIZEN!" and "KENYA KENYA KENYA"...fuck me running, the are the stupidest bunch of fuckers.

ETA:  And just wait--next the media will have enter your favorite word here -gate in about six months.  Some scandal or other (the Acorn one is brewing up nicely) is going to take allll the focus away from the issues in the first paragraph of this post.  Ugh ugh ugh.

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Jenne on September 17, 2009, 05:30:28 AM
You know, there's ENOUGH for them to be outraged at Obama over--how about campaign promises he broke?  Patriot Acts, sealing up tight the logs on who visits the White House, surging the war in Afghanistan...nonregulation of the bank and lending boys...the list goes ON and ON.

But instead, these fuckers are stuck on "he's BLACK!" and "he's NOT A CITIZEN!" and "KENYA KENYA KENYA"...fuck me running, the are the stupidest bunch of fuckers.
They don't want him to keep his campaign promises and they can't complain about that other stuff because they said absolutely nothing when Bush did it. They can't find any legitimate reasons to lash out so they just make shit up. They lash on to any scandal no matter how big or small and pray that it becomes the one that can somehow make the scary black man go away.
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