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The Straw-Manifesto

Started by Dimocritus, September 15, 2009, 05:59:01 PM

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Dimocritus

September 15, 2009, 05:59:01 PM
I can't avoid it, so I might as well invite it. And have some fun, to boot.

This thread is a game.

The rules are simple. Everyone who posts here must quote (or partially quote, highlight, fix, etc...) and respond to the above poster's statement/assertion with an unrelated, insubstantial, and/or irrelevant rebuttal.

Any attempts to make an actual logical argument, or attempts to directly respond to a poster will result in disqualification from the game. Those who become disqualified may continue to post but will not be considered when determining the winner.

The winner will be determined in the year 2013. The winner will be randomly selected from any of the participants that survive the zombie apocalypse. If no zombie apocalypse occurs, whom ever made the last post wins.

Remember, no real arguments (there's plenty of them around on the other threads, so if it's a fight you're looking for, find or make another thread for it). And most importantly: have fun, be funny!

(or don't! Be miserable! Be a douche-bag! It's really up to you how you want to play!)



 
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Captain Utopia

#1
September 15, 2009, 06:15:24 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on September 15, 2009, 05:59:01 PM
I can't avoid it ...
Yes, yes you can.

Dimocritus

#2
September 15, 2009, 06:16:43 PM
QuoteYes, yes you can.

Why do you hate juggalo's?!
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Captain Utopia

#3
September 15, 2009, 06:21:39 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on September 15, 2009, 06:16:43 PM
QuoteYes, yes you can.

Why do you hate juggalo's?!
Oh dear lord, it's like I'm stuck in a web cast by a giant douche spider.

Dimocritus

#4
September 15, 2009, 06:26:43 PM
QuoteOh dear lord, it's like I'm stuck in a web cast by a giant douche spider.

But if we're wearing skin-tight rubber suits, where are we going to fit all the ground beef?
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

LMNO

#5
September 15, 2009, 06:47:55 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on September 15, 2009, 06:26:43 PM
where are we going to fit all the ground beef?


Meat is murder, asshole.

AFK

#6
September 15, 2009, 06:55:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 15, 2009, 06:47:55 PM

Meat asshole.

No, I think Veggie Vagina would be a better band name. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dimocritus

#7
September 15, 2009, 07:29:51 PM
QuoteNo, I think Vagina would be better.

So... You're a libertarian? Wait... maybe a Raelian?

Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

LMNO

#8
September 15, 2009, 07:39:18 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on September 15, 2009, 07:29:51 PM
QuoteNo, I think Vagina would be better.

So... You're a libertarian? Wait... maybe a Raelian?


Look fuckhead, you've got to allow the other people on the board a chance to play along.

Reginald Ret

#9
September 15, 2009, 09:05:51 PM
Quote from: LMNO on September 15, 2009, 07:39:18 PM
a chance to play
I disagree with your proposed reduction of the legal limits on gambling.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Dimocritus

#10
September 17, 2009, 08:06:43 PM
QuoteI disagree with limits.

Bump

Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Iron Sulfide

#11
September 17, 2009, 08:28:26 PM
Quote from: Dimo1138 on September 17, 2009, 08:06:43 PM


Bump



Why would you ruin a Great Pun like "Straw Manifesto" with rap lyrics?
Ya' stupid Yank.
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