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Hopelessly Optimistic Advice for New People Who Won't Listen.

Started by Payne, September 17, 2009, 08:57:21 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#90
January 06, 2010, 06:06:38 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 06, 2010, 04:45:27 PM

1893  :x :?

The old ways are the best.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#91
January 06, 2010, 11:47:17 PM
:anklefap;

Payne

#92
January 06, 2010, 11:56:15 PM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#93
January 07, 2010, 03:47:12 AM
Oh shit I just now got that.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nast

#94
January 07, 2010, 04:10:55 AM
Quick, someone put a tableskirt on this thread before those of delicate constitutions amongst us faint from shock.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Pope Pixie Pickle

#95
January 07, 2010, 05:16:43 PM
 :lulz:

Freeky

#96
January 07, 2010, 10:07:21 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 07, 2010, 04:10:55 AM
Quick, someone put a tableskirt on this thread before those of delicate constitutions amongst us faint from shock.

I fainted several pages back from all the rude behaviour. Too late. :swoon:

Pope Pixie Pickle

#97
January 08, 2010, 12:07:20 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 07, 2010, 10:07:21 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 07, 2010, 04:10:55 AM
Quick, someone put a tableskirt on this thread before those of delicate constitutions amongst us faint from shock.

I fainted several pages back from all the rude behaviour. Too late. :swoon:

LOOSEN THAT WOMANS CORSETS!

The Good Reverend Roger

#98
January 08, 2010, 02:57:57 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 08, 2010, 12:07:20 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 07, 2010, 10:07:21 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 07, 2010, 04:10:55 AM
Quick, someone put a tableskirt on this thread before those of delicate constitutions amongst us faint from shock.

I fainted several pages back from all the rude behaviour. Too late. :swoon:

LOOSEN THAT WOMANS CORSETS!

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nast

#99
January 08, 2010, 03:01:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2010, 02:57:57 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 08, 2010, 12:07:20 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 07, 2010, 10:07:21 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 07, 2010, 04:10:55 AM
Quick, someone put a tableskirt on this thread before those of delicate constitutions amongst us faint from shock.

I fainted several pages back from all the rude behaviour. Too late. :swoon:

LOOSEN THAT WOMANS CORSETS!



*Gasp*

You cad!
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

The Good Reverend Roger

#100
January 08, 2010, 03:02:43 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 08, 2010, 03:01:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2010, 02:57:57 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 08, 2010, 12:07:20 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 07, 2010, 10:07:21 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 07, 2010, 04:10:55 AM
Quick, someone put a tableskirt on this thread before those of delicate constitutions amongst us faint from shock.

I fainted several pages back from all the rude behaviour. Too late. :swoon:

LOOSEN THAT WOMANS CORSETS!



*Gasp*

You cad!

Why?  Because I stole Cram's mustache?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nast

#101
January 08, 2010, 03:22:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2010, 03:02:43 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 08, 2010, 03:01:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2010, 02:57:57 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 08, 2010, 12:07:20 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 07, 2010, 10:07:21 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 07, 2010, 04:10:55 AM
Quick, someone put a tableskirt on this thread before those of delicate constitutions amongst us faint from shock.

I fainted several pages back from all the rude behaviour. Too late. :swoon:

LOOSEN THAT WOMANS CORSETS!



*Gasp*

You cad!

Why?  Because I stole Cram's mustache?

Yes. How could you live with yourself after such an act? There's an upper lip somewhere out there, all cold and lonely.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

cavehamster

#102
January 17, 2010, 09:04:10 AM
I estimate at this rate of forward progress, this thread shall exceed present day in only 2 more years.  So, study closely, for your future may be forecast here...  Or something equally as lame.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#103
January 17, 2010, 12:39:15 PM
Quote from: cavehamster on January 17, 2010, 09:04:10 AM
I estimate at this rate of forward progress, this thread shall exceed present day in only 2 more years.  So, study closely, for your future may be forecast here...  Or something equally as lame.

Wut?

The Good Reverend Roger

#104
January 17, 2010, 04:28:34 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 17, 2010, 12:39:15 PM
Quote from: cavehamster on January 17, 2010, 09:04:10 AM
I estimate at this rate of forward progress, this thread shall exceed present day in only 2 more years.  So, study closely, for your future may be forecast here...  Or something equally as lame.

Wut?

Fuck him.  He was just running around OKM telling people to "get help".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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