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Hopelessly Optimistic Advice for New People Who Won't Listen.

Started by Payne, September 17, 2009, 08:57:21 PM

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The Johnny

#105
January 17, 2010, 04:34:34 PM

I wonder if its a language/culture barrier... but, then again, i read somewhere that hes from the US?
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Good Reverend Roger

#106
January 17, 2010, 04:41:21 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 17, 2010, 04:34:34 PM

I wonder if its a language/culture barrier... but, then again, i read somewhere that hes from the US?

Yeah, Utah.  He's just being a prick.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#107
January 17, 2010, 10:26:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2010, 04:28:34 PM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 17, 2010, 12:39:15 PM
Quote from: cavehamster on January 17, 2010, 09:04:10 AM
I estimate at this rate of forward progress, this thread shall exceed present day in only 2 more years.  So, study closely, for your future may be forecast here...  Or something equally as lame.

Wut?

Fuck him.  He was just running around OKM telling people to "get help".


Where? I looked but didn't see anything like that.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#108
January 17, 2010, 10:27:50 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 17, 2010, 04:34:34 PM

I wonder if its a language/culture barrier... but, then again, i read somewhere that hes from the US?

It made sense to me. The date in the title keeps moving forward, and if it continues moving forward at its present rate it will exceed the current date in about two years.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

the last yatto

#109
January 17, 2010, 10:57:08 PM
:aaa: Nigel can talk to animals
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#110
January 17, 2010, 11:05:40 PM
Quote from: Yatto on January 17, 2010, 10:57:08 PM
:aaa: Nigel can talk to animals

Call me Dr. Doolittle. :thanks:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#111
January 17, 2010, 11:41:52 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 17, 2010, 10:27:50 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 17, 2010, 04:34:34 PM

I wonder if its a language/culture barrier... but, then again, i read somewhere that hes from the US?

It made sense to me. The date in the title keeps moving forward, and if it continues moving forward at its present rate it will exceed the current date in about two years.

Actually, it's moving backwards.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#113
January 18, 2010, 07:17:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 17, 2010, 11:41:52 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 17, 2010, 10:27:50 PM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 17, 2010, 04:34:34 PM

I wonder if its a language/culture barrier... but, then again, i read somewhere that hes from the US?

It made sense to me. The date in the title keeps moving forward, and if it continues moving forward at its present rate it will exceed the current date in about two years.

Actually, it's moving backwards.

So it is! I was thinking it said 1693 before.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

uiohqefg

#114
March 06, 2010, 09:35:18 PM
Most of my time at work is spent surfing the internet. I also have three day weekends.

-Kel-

#115
March 08, 2010, 04:43:23 PM
Quote from: uiohqefg on March 06, 2010, 09:35:18 PM
Most of my time at work is spent surfing the internet. I also have three day weekends.

well aren't you Mr fancy pants.

hooplala

#116
March 30, 2010, 03:10:21 PM
Quote from: uiohqefg on March 06, 2010, 09:35:18 PM
Most of my time at work is spent surfing the internet. I also have three day weekends.

Me too.  And I get to look at naked ladies all day.  What's your point?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LMNO

#117
March 30, 2010, 03:14:42 PM
I KNEW YOU COULD NEVER STAY AWAY!

hooplala

#118
March 30, 2010, 03:17:24 PM
You should apply for the James Randi million dollar challenge.

Especially now that you know he's a BIG GAY COWBOY.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Jenne

#119
March 30, 2010, 03:20:29 PM
IT'S DA HOOPS! :D
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