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Started by Payne, September 17, 2009, 08:57:21 PM

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Iason Ouabache

#150
April 16, 2010, 10:35:08 PM
I'm perfectly fine, haven't had to take any meds for the last 10 years. How the fuck did I end up in this insane asylum with the rest of you??
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Doktor Howl

#151
April 16, 2010, 10:50:31 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 16, 2010, 10:35:08 PM
I'm perfectly fine, haven't had to take any meds for the last 10 years. How the fuck did I end up in this insane asylum with the rest of you??

It was for strangling Indianapolis, remember?
Molon Lube

Jasper

#152
April 17, 2010, 02:22:59 AM
I am starkly sane.  It bores me, so I intentionally induce experiential malfunctions with homebrew ecstatic meditation techniques.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#153
April 17, 2010, 09:57:59 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

the last yatto

#154
April 17, 2010, 10:15:39 PM
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

BadBeast

#155
April 21, 2010, 12:18:28 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on April 16, 2010, 10:35:08 PM
I'm perfectly fine, haven't had to take any meds for the last 10 years. How the fuck did I end up in this insane asylum with the rest of you??

I'm not a Doctor or anything, but it's possibly a direct result of not taking your meds!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

#156
April 26, 2010, 07:47:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 08:41:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 16, 2010, 08:38:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 06:57:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 16, 2010, 06:56:36 PM
I don't have a problem.

Some of the people I love do, however.

I do.  I don't take meds for it, though.

In related news, I get another spinal tap on the 20th to see if all the horrible virus is gone.  :horrormirth:


MENINGITIS?!?!?!


BEAN CUP!



-Suu
Also not on any fucking meds because they burned out her brother's brain and don't do shit for her mother. Fuck meds.

Also, with my issue - horrible burning rage and hate for all mankind", what are they gonna do?  Stuff me full of Thorazine?

Either that, or give you a job deciding US Foriegn Policy.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Doktor Howl

#157
April 26, 2010, 08:14:34 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on April 26, 2010, 07:47:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 08:41:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on April 16, 2010, 08:38:50 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 16, 2010, 06:57:39 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 16, 2010, 06:56:36 PM
I don't have a problem.

Some of the people I love do, however.

I do.  I don't take meds for it, though.

In related news, I get another spinal tap on the 20th to see if all the horrible virus is gone.  :horrormirth:


MENINGITIS?!?!?!


BEAN CUP!



-Suu
Also not on any fucking meds because they burned out her brother's brain and don't do shit for her mother. Fuck meds.

Also, with my issue - horrible burning rage and hate for all mankind", what are they gonna do?  Stuff me full of Thorazine?

Either that, or give you a job deciding US Foriegn Policy.

No, that would involve greed and thievery.

I have a soul, it's just very small.
Molon Lube

Abbess Jade

#158
May 15, 2010, 10:05:47 PM
Quote
QuoteI'm perfectly fine, haven't had to take any meds for the last 10 years. How the fuck did I end up in this insane asylum with the rest of you??

It was for strangling Indianapolis, remember?


...wait. ; A ;' That's where I live. Why'd you do that, man?!

Iason Ouabache

#159
May 16, 2010, 08:12:56 AM
Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 15, 2010, 10:05:47 PM
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QuoteI'm perfectly fine, haven't had to take any meds for the last 10 years. How the fuck did I end up in this insane asylum with the rest of you??

It was for strangling Indianapolis, remember?


...wait. ; A ;' That's where I live. Why'd you do that, man?!
What what what?  I'm the only Discordian allowed within the borders of Indiana. We settle this at dawn. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Abbess Jade

#160
May 16, 2010, 06:12:12 PM
QuoteWhat what what?  I'm the only Discordian allowed within the borders of Indiana. We settle this at dawn. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

BRING IT.

Requia ☣

#161
May 18, 2010, 03:52:24 AM
Be careful, Iason is a menace.  He brought down the Hindenburg.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Doktor Howl

#162
May 18, 2010, 04:01:40 AM
Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 16, 2010, 06:12:12 PM
QuoteWhat what what?  I'm the only Discordian allowed within the borders of Indiana. We settle this at dawn. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

BRING IT.

Good luck with that.  Iason made a xylophone out of live kittens and he plays it with a taser.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#163
May 18, 2010, 04:02:17 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 18, 2010, 03:52:24 AM
Be careful, Iason is a menace.  He brought down the Hindenburg.

He made a puppy cannon, and he rifled it with razor blades.

He is a bad, bad person.
Molon Lube

Sir Squid Diddimus

#164
May 18, 2010, 05:34:50 AM
I saw this man snatch a lolly from a baby, and then when it started crying he twisted it's head till the neck snapped like a pretzel rod.

He is pure evil.
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