Hopelessly Optimistic Advice for New People Who Won't Listen.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

You know I'm just gonna say it.
Frankly I'm sick of hearing about everyone's mental problems.
It isn't just here either, friends IRL have been coming out of the woodwork with this "my therapist says I'm really fucked up" shit.

Punch me in the dick if you want to, but it's just old.
Old and tired and I'm fucking SICK of hearing about it.

Am I the only person on Earth who isn't currently on meds or "diagnosed" with some sort of "manic depressive bi-polar schizophrenia multiple personality chronic dick wanking hand in the sausage grinder" disorder???

Well. Now that that's out of my system I'll just continue to use my scroll wheel.

That is all.

::grabs toys and storms off like a pissy little kid::

[Doktor Howl]

Am I the only person on Earth who isn't currently on meds or "diagnosed" with some sort of "manic depressive bi-polar schizophrenia multiple personality chronic dick wanking hand in the sausage grinder" disorder???

SHUN THE OUTSIDER!
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[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[Chairman Risus]

You know I'm just gonna say it.
Frankly I'm sick of hearing about everyone's mental problems.
It isn't just here either, friends IRL have been coming out of the woodwork with this "my therapist says I'm really fucked up" shit.

Punch me in the dick if you want to, but it's just old.
Old and tired and I'm fucking SICK of hearing about it.

Am I the only person on Earth who isn't currently on meds or "diagnosed" with some sort of "manic depressive bi-polar schizophrenia multiple personality chronic dick wanking hand in the sausage grinder" disorder???

Well. Now that that's out of my system I'll just continue to use my scroll wheel.

That is all.

::grabs toys and storms off like a pissy little kid::

Nothing wrong here. Made of metal, nine feet tall.
Have been that way since I became a prophet.

[LMNO]

I don't have a problem.

Some of the people I love do, however.

[Doktor Howl]

I don't have a problem.

Some of the people I love do, however.

I do.  I don't take meds for it, though.

In related news, I get another spinal tap on the 20th to see if all the horrible virus is gone. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I ain't got any kind of goddamn mental disorder.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well, technically maybe, but it's probably related to something I could have surgically removed so I ain't counting it.

[LMNO]

GONADS DON'T COUNT.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I have problem but I don't usually talk about it because I don't believe that spagging this place up with my issues really contributes anything.  Unless it's the subject at hand, in which case I'll apparently offend a lot of people or something.

[Suu]

I for example rant about stuff that pisses me off/stresses me out and makes me worse.

If not I just drown Rhode Island.

I swear to fucking god, Pix...It's cloudy as it is. If it rains all weekend I WILL fly to England just to beat the living shit out of you. That is all.

[Suu]

I don't have a problem.

Some of the people I love do, however.

I do.  I don't take meds for it, though.

In related news, I get another spinal tap on the 20th to see if all the horrible virus is gone. 

MENINGITIS?!?!?!


BEAN CUP!



-Suu
Also not on any fucking meds because they burned out her brother's brain and don't do shit for her mother. Fuck meds.

[Doktor Howl]

I don't have a problem.

Some of the people I love do, however.

I do.  I don't take meds for it, though.

In related news, I get another spinal tap on the 20th to see if all the horrible virus is gone. 

MENINGITIS?!?!?!


BEAN CUP!



-Suu
Also not on any fucking meds because they burned out her brother's brain and don't do shit for her mother. Fuck meds.

Also, with my issue - horrible burning rage and hate for all mankind", what are they gonna do?  Stuff me full of Thorazine?

[Suu]

I kinda like being a little crazy and not on any meds. It puts things in perspective.

[Doktor Howl]

I kinda like being a little crazy and not on any meds. It puts things in perspective.

I'm not crazy, actually.  Just wrathful.