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I'll have you know...
« on: September 19, 2009, 02:53:36 am »
THAT I HAVE ENORMOUS TESTICLES.

That is all.  You may now return to your shameless spaggotry.

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Re: I'll have you know...
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2009, 02:55:49 am »
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Re: I'll have you know...
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2009, 03:34:26 am »

Maybe they just seem relatively big in comparison to your weiner.

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Re: I'll have you know...
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2009, 03:41:45 am »
NO, REALLY.  IT'S NOT TGRR POSTING FROM MY COMPUTER OR ANYTHING.

He wouldn't do that.  He's a Holy Man, and can be trusted with such things.  That's why I feel perfectly safe leaving my account signed on while I go have rabid monkey sex with Von Melee.  Because Roger would totally NOT fuck with my account and make me look like a prize
HORSE'S ASS!

We can all trust our spiritual adviser, right?  RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT! 

NO YOU BASTARDS DON'T TAKE MY PILLS AWAY I NEED THAT SHIT!

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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2009, 03:58:34 am »
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Re: I'll have you know...
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2009, 04:04:54 am »
I swear people we are all sane in this house......
You cant say that,
You've mixed things.
Its not all real.
And you're dumb!

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Re: I'll have you know...
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2009, 04:07:23 am »
Goddammit you bastards why the fuck is everyone but me getting laid?  You bastards.  I will kill you all!  To hell with it.  I'm gonna go plug up the toilet with a shit the size of goddamn DOBERMANN.

Then I'm gonna get some of that sweet, sweet Von Melee loving.  :digtbk:

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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2009, 04:08:42 am »
dear lord........i dont want to know that!!!!!
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You cant say that,
You've mixed things.
Its not all real.
And you're dumb!

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Re: I'll have you know...
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2009, 04:11:27 am »
I AM A FUCKING RAIN GOD!  SEND ME VIRGINS!  AND MORE GODDAMN VALIUM!

You fucking pricks have no respect for divinity!  I oughta fucking SMITE you!  AND STOP HOGGING UP YOUR MAN, NIVEK, YOU SHAMELESS HUSSY!  I NEED SOME OF THAT LOVING!

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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2009, 04:13:14 am »
Ugggggghhhhh! I feel like hot sick in my headmeat!

But strangely aroused....

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Re: I'll have you know...
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2009, 04:13:57 am »
BOW BEFORE MY DIVINITY, YOU FUCKING ARMENIAN SWINE!

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Re: I'll have you know...
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2009, 04:14:05 am »
WTF?  :lulz:  Ok. Weekend shinanigans.

Also:  the balls always look bigger when you shave all the hair off.

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« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2009, 04:15:13 am »
What in the name of holy fucking pterodactyls is happening here?
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: I'll have you know...
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2009, 04:16:39 am »
I'll have everyone know that my ass hurts like the back of a VW after the entire cast of Roadhouse has had their way with it and each other.

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Re: I'll have you know...
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2009, 04:17:16 am »
Well, congratufuckin'lashuns.