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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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September 19, 2009, 02:53:36 AM
THAT I HAVE ENORMOUS TESTICLES.

That is all.  You may now return to your shameless spaggotry.

:digtbk:

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#1
September 19, 2009, 02:55:49 AM
 :|

FAIL

The Johnny

#2
September 19, 2009, 03:34:26 AM

Maybe they just seem relatively big in comparison to your weiner.

  :troll:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

.

#3
September 19, 2009, 03:41:45 AM
NO, REALLY.  IT'S NOT TGRR POSTING FROM MY COMPUTER OR ANYTHING.

He wouldn't do that.  He's a Holy Man™, and can be trusted with such things.  That's why I feel perfectly safe leaving my account signed on while I go have rabid monkey sex with Von Melee.  Because Roger would totally NOT fuck with my account and make me look like a prize
HORSE'S ASS!

We can all trust our spiritual adviser, right?  RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT! 

NO YOU BASTARDS DON'T TAKE MY PILLS AWAY I NEED THAT SHIT!

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#4
September 19, 2009, 03:58:34 AM
 :eek:

xXKazXx

#5
September 19, 2009, 04:04:54 AM
I swear people we are all sane in this house......
You cant say that,
You've mixed things.
Its not all real.
And you're dumb!

.

#6
September 19, 2009, 04:07:23 AM
Goddammit you bastards why the fuck is everyone but me getting laid?  You bastards.  I will kill you all!  To hell with it.  I'm gonna go plug up the toilet with a shit the size of goddamn DOBERMANN.

Then I'm gonna get some of that sweet, sweet Von Melee loving.  :digtbk:

xXKazXx

#7
September 19, 2009, 04:08:42 AM
dear lord........i dont want to know that!!!!!
:x
You cant say that,
You've mixed things.
Its not all real.
And you're dumb!

.

#8
September 19, 2009, 04:11:27 AM
I AM A FUCKING RAIN GOD!  SEND ME VIRGINS!  AND MORE GODDAMN VALIUM!

You fucking pricks have no respect for divinity!  I oughta fucking SMITE you!  AND STOP HOGGING UP YOUR MAN, NIVEK, YOU SHAMELESS HUSSY!  I NEED SOME OF THAT LOVING!

xXKazXx

#9
September 19, 2009, 04:13:14 AM
Ugggggghhhhh! I feel like hot sick in my headmeat!

But strangely aroused....

:horrormirth:
You cant say that,
You've mixed things.
Its not all real.
And you're dumb!

.

#10
September 19, 2009, 04:13:57 AM
BOW BEFORE MY DIVINITY, YOU FUCKING ARMENIAN SWINE!

Jenne

#11
September 19, 2009, 04:14:05 AM
WTF?  :lulz:  Ok. Weekend shinanigans.

Also:  the balls always look bigger when you shave all the hair off.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
September 19, 2009, 04:15:13 AM
What in the name of holy fucking pterodactyls is happening here?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Von Melee

#13
September 19, 2009, 04:16:39 AM
I'll have everyone know that my ass hurts like the back of a VW after the entire cast of Roadhouse has had their way with it and each other.

Jenne

#14
September 19, 2009, 04:17:16 AM
Well, congratufuckin'lashuns.
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