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There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

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Started by ., September 19, 2009, 02:53:36 AM

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Pope Pixie Pickle

#45
September 20, 2009, 08:14:16 PM
:omg:


the size of those freaking nads!

fucking saline pervert.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#46
September 21, 2009, 12:36:11 AM
oh my god.

Nast

#47
September 21, 2009, 12:39:32 AM
They have a fresh rosy tint that any man would envy.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#48
September 21, 2009, 12:47:08 AM
GREAT GRAY BLUSHING BALLS!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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