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OMGROFL: Wilders bleached his hair to hide his origins!

Started by Triple Zero, September 21, 2009, 01:40:07 PM

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Triple Zero

http://www.nu.nl/algemeen/2073645/wilders-haar-moet-afkomst-verhullen.html

(Just before you think this is fake, nu.nl is a respected news website, in fact it's the most successfull web-only news publicist in NL, now follows a translation)

In weekly magazine De Groene Amsterdammer Antropologist Lizzy van Leeuwen writes, "PVV-leader Geert Wilders is of Indonesian origin. He bleached his hair to cover this up."

Wilders' maternal grandmother is from a Jewish-Indonesian family, named Meijer.

Archives show that her husband, Wilders' grandfather, did not serve as a soldier in Dutch-India, like Wilders himself stated, but as a government clerk.

Wilders' grandfather was fired during leave in the Netherlands in 1934. Due to financial problems he and his family could not return to Indonesia.

According to Van Leeuwen, Wilders' viewpoints can be directly tributed to his family history.

Wilders shares his anti-islamic stance and "extreme patriotism" with a lot of other politicians with Indonesian origins, as well as with the national-socialist NSB, which was very popular in Dutch-India in the 1930s.

According to Van Leeuwen, Wilders' bleached serves to hide his origins.

"It was a brilliant idea of Wilders to bleach his dark hair. It seems that is enough to become an ex-Indo in the Netherlands and to enter the political arena as 'the man from Venlo'". [note: "Indo" means Dutch-Indonesian halfbreed, it's not a slur. Venlo is a southern Dutch city, pop. 35k]

This wednesday, a childhood picture of Wilders appeared on the Internet. In [Dutch Magazine] HP/De Tijd, Amsterdam journalist Marco de Vries confirmed that it was indeed a photograph of the PVV-leader.

:lulz:

(also w00t I think I'm getting pretty good at this translation stuff, especially considering I had to reorder most of the sentences cause they would sound like Dutch "coal-English")
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and Grats to the Canadian Sentinel a disturbingly rightwing blog which showed a pic of this "suicide blonde" with the tag
Geert Wilders, Leader, Party For Freedom
(Wish I had hair like that guy!)

honestly, I laughed until I hurled . . .

this glorious portrait shows the monumental effort he must go through to dye the roots of his hair dark :-




but my fave was this one that reduces him to just his hair - seems like really that is all the political substance the man has - and of course we now know that even that is just a fake . . .



"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Cain

Oh dear, the Netherlands far right do seem to be mostly made up of hypocrites.  Wasn't Ayaan Hirsi Ali an illegal immigrant, yet member of the VVD, which hates illegal immigrants?