Stupid-ass Jokes: The Thread

[Triple Zero]

How many rabid feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

That's NOT funny.

That's NOT funny!

-toa,
felt obligated

That's not funny.

-tripzilch,
what everybody was thinking.

[the other anonymous]

How many rabid feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

That's NOT funny.

That's NOT funny!

-toa,
felt obligated

That's not funny.

-tripzilch,
what everybody was thinking.

That's not funny!

-toa,
beating a dead horse

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'ma go ahead and laugh.

Also, the stick joke is my favorite joke of all time.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So a man takes his chronically ill wife to the doctor. The doctor examines her, and comes out to tell the husband the verdict. He says, "I'm so sorry, but your wife either has AIDS or Alzheimers." The man is beside himself. He says "Doctor, what do I do?"



The doctor says, "Take her out to the middle of the woods and leave her there. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

[The Good Reverend Roger]

A man on his deathbed calls his wife to his side.

"Honey, before I die, I have to confess, I cheated on you for 20 years".  The woman responds, "I know that, silly, why do you think I poisoned your coffee?"

[Iason Ouabache]

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I think I might be crazy. I think I'm a teepee, then I think I'm a wigwam, then I think I'm a teepee, then a wigwam." The doctor leans back in his chair and says, "I see your problem. You're too tents."

[0]

Hey Roger.....

Do you like fishsticks?

[Remington]

Two women are riding bicycles down an old street in Rome.

One of them says, "Hmm... I've never come this way before."
The other replies, "It's the cobblestones, dear. They get me every time."

[Brotep]

A penguin is driving along one day when his car breaks down, so he brings it to the nearest auto shop.  The mechanic says it'll be a little while, so the penguin goes out for some ice cream.  Nothing fancy around, so he gets some soft-serve vanilla in a cone.

It's really hot outside, so the ice cream starts to drip all over the penguin's face.  Figuring enough time has elapsed, he goes back to the auto shop.

Stepping out from the car, the mechanic says, "Looks like you blew a seal."
"No, no, it's just ice cream."





heard this one from Burns:


What do you call a midget prison escapee who communicates with the dead?

A small medium at large.

[The Johnny]

"No, no, it's just ice cream."

ICECREAM

YUOSCREAM

WESCREAM

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

A guy sees a help wanted sign in the window of the porn shop and goes in. The boss is pleased someone is interested in the job and hires him on the spot. Shows him how the register works real quick, says everything has a price tag on it then leaves.

The first customer is a lady that has obviously never been in a sex shop. She is looking to buy a vibrator. She start small at first and ask how much is that little pink one. The clerk says "its 19.99". She looks at and decides it will not do the job and hands it back to the clerk.

How much is that shinny chrome model? The clerk says that is the silver rocket and it is 29.99. Then she notices the big black one on the next self and ask about the price. The clerk says, thats the black mamba and it cost a whopping 49.99. She is just about to purchase the black one when she notices a huge red/plaid model sitting at the end of the counter.

When she inquires about the price the clerk can not find one so he just say $100 of the top of his head and she says "I'll take it".

A few minutes latter the boss returns and ask "How did it go while I was out?"

The clerk says "I not sure about all this porn stuff, but I got $100 for your Thermos"

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Today I bumped all of the bad joke threads.