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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Alamaris, September 26, 2009, 04:37:57 AM

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Alamaris

September 26, 2009, 04:37:57 AM
Over the course of the last week, fueled by boredom, beer, and a distinct lack of desire to do my homework, I read just about every piece of Discordian-created literature I could get my hands on.  Namely:

The Black Iron Prison
The Principia Discordia
The Book of Eris
The Metaclysma Discordia
The Apocrypha Discordia
The Summa Discordia
The Wise Book of Baloney
aaand The Zenarchist's Cookbook.

What's step two, spags? 

Go nuts.  :fap:

Iason Ouabache

#1
September 26, 2009, 06:52:22 AM
Kill yourself, there is nothing else to learn.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Telarus

#2
September 26, 2009, 06:59:43 AM
Next step - Read all 7 issues of Intermittens:

http://intermittens.org/

Then, read the Impropaganda papers:

http://www.impropaganda.net/

http://www.impropaganda.net/1997/zenarchy.html

http://www.impropaganda.net/thornley/

Then consult your pineal gland. I know how to get Gulik on speed dial, if you're interested.
Telarus, KSC,
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(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
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Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#3
September 26, 2009, 05:12:50 PM
READ TWIGHLIGHT!
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Rumckle

#4
September 26, 2009, 06:29:33 PM
Get physical copies of the books you mentioned, tear up the pages and make a collage out of them.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

LMNO

#5
September 28, 2009, 01:51:32 PM
Read Quantum Psychology, Prometheus Rising, and Angel Tech.

Thurnez Isa

#6
September 28, 2009, 01:53:22 PM Last Edit: September 28, 2009, 01:59:22 PM by Thurnez Isa
Stop reading
It'll only strain your eyes
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

AFK

#8
September 28, 2009, 02:03:50 PM
Danger looms.  Take up knitting. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#9
September 28, 2009, 02:57:38 PM
The Prankster and the Conspiracy
(a biography of Kerry Thornley by Adam Gorightly.. talks about the origins of Discordjia and the early cabals)




so after having consumed all these data,
what say ye?

any reaction to all this nonsense?
and regarding this body of literature - do you think there are holes, inconsistencies, directions it should go? In short -- what's next?

LMNO

#10
September 28, 2009, 03:10:47 PM
NOW, START A BAND.

Rumckle

#11
September 28, 2009, 03:27:19 PM
Post WOMPable pics
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

GIGGLES

#12
September 29, 2009, 10:28:15 PM
1) POUR MELTED CRAYONS INTO YOUR ASS.
2) LET HARDEN.
3) ?????
4) TECHNICOLOR POOPMOLD OF YOUR INTESTINES!
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