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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2009, 11:25:19 am »
Florida.


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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2009, 04:31:51 pm »
It's Florida.
It was on the front page of the paper.

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2009, 06:47:32 pm »

Florida indeed it is. (sorry for taking so long to post answer)

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2009, 11:41:21 pm »
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A ****** biker who rather brilliantly converted a beer crate into a diminutive quad bike has been relieved of his wheels, following a police pursuit, ****** reports.

***** apparently attracted the attention of law enforcement operatives by speeding on his lovingly-crafted machine. He attempted to make good his escape into woodland in *****, but got bogged down in thick mud.
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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2009, 11:41:58 pm »
gotta be florida

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2009, 12:32:22 am »
Germany.


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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2009, 01:16:45 am »
I'm going Florida.

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2009, 03:08:55 am »

Florida.

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #23 on: September 29, 2009, 03:14:32 am »
Beer? I'm placing my bets on Germany
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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #24 on: September 29, 2009, 04:12:57 am »
*Reveals it to be.... Germany.  Because only a german mechanic could break the speed limit in a beer cart.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/28/motorised_crate/
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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2009, 07:26:48 am »
Florida.


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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2009, 07:28:13 am »
Germany.
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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2009, 06:54:00 pm »
NO beer and no trailers to go by...I'm going to say Fla on this one...

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #28 on: September 30, 2009, 12:38:21 am »

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The thief hit the woman in the face and fled the scene, @@@@@reported.


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Florida (dont all europeans have bad teeth? or is it just the english?)

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #29 on: September 30, 2009, 04:11:43 am »
Florida.
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