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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #30 on: September 30, 2009, 05:52:33 pm »
GREAT GERMANIA HOW YE HAS FALLEN!

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #31 on: October 01, 2009, 03:35:01 am »

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A man is facing charges after authorities said he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident's backyard and jumped into the pool. A police report shows 21-year-old person was charged with burglary to an occupied dwelling, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft.

The resident told police he heard the 21 year old crash through the screen of his pool and take a splash Saturday night. Authorities said the young man took a towel and fled. Police used a K-9 to track him to a home. He told police he had been drinking.

He was being held at the jail on 10,500 (currencies) bail. Jail officials said he did not immediately have an attorney.

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #32 on: October 01, 2009, 04:17:56 am »
Florida
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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #33 on: October 01, 2009, 11:42:49 am »
Florida.


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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #34 on: October 01, 2009, 12:22:32 pm »
they don't have the same system with bail money in Germany, so that's kind of a giveaway.
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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #35 on: October 01, 2009, 03:37:02 pm »
Its amazing Squid turned out so normal, being the product of both Florida and Germany.

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #36 on: October 01, 2009, 03:37:45 pm »
Perhaps they cancelled each other out.

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #37 on: October 01, 2009, 03:38:38 pm »
Perhaps.  I would have hoped for a synergetic combination, though.

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #38 on: October 02, 2009, 12:30:15 am »

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A man is facing charges after authorities said he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident's backyard and jumped into the pool. A police report shows 21-year-old person was charged with burglary to an occupied dwelling, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft.

The resident told police he heard the 21 year old crash through the screen of his pool and take a splash Saturday night. Authorities said the young man took a towel and fled. Police used a K-9 to track him to a home. He told police he had been drinking.

He was being held at the jail on 10,500 (currencies) bail. Jail officials said he did not immediately have an attorney.

It was Florida.

(sorry spags, cant find link to the news)

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #39 on: October 02, 2009, 12:32:27 am »

Squid should breed scientologists and rocket fuel diet alligators, to make a super-pet.

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #40 on: October 02, 2009, 01:12:37 am »
She can cross the species boundary... WITH SCIENCE?!


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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #41 on: October 04, 2009, 07:22:14 am »
Its amazing Squid turned out so normal, being the product of both Florida and Germany.
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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #42 on: October 05, 2009, 06:35:22 am »
According to floridians I'm both a fucking lunatic and the devil.
THE. DEVIL.

According to me, they're all a bunch of fucktards dipped in hot melted shit. I'm surprised these assholes don't all die from forgetting to breathe.

I'd say I'm totally normal. As a product of my environment, I know exactly what not to be.

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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #43 on: October 07, 2009, 01:29:54 am »


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When a silver motorcycle had passed him on the roadway near ****, he had to take a second look.

"I thought the driver of the motorcycle was not wearing clothing," **** said as he turned his car around.

When asked where he had been, the 45-year-old **** stated, "I don't know." [The Cop] said [The naked drunk man] also admitted that he had been drinking.
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Re: GERMANY OR FLORIDA: The Thread!
« Reply #44 on: October 07, 2009, 02:32:22 am »
Florida. I can't believe that Germany would be quite so uptight about drunken naked cyclists.


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