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There's a scarecrow outside my window, staring at me....

Started by AFK, September 30, 2009, 02:19:25 PM

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AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain


AFK

Quote from: Suu on September 30, 2009, 02:52:04 PM
Is this at home or the office?

Home.  She stuck it in the flower bed that is right outside our home-office (soon to be nursery).  Every time I peer out the window I see this head.  But, I just have to remind myself it's just a strawman. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

And no, I didn't start this thread just so I could make that joke.  Although, it is a bonus. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."


AFK

Okay, I may have exaggerated a little bit.  He's actually facing away, but, he's right there when I glance out the window....waiting.....he's gonna kill me in my sleeps. 







Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Zenpeanut

Honestly, based on those pictures, I think it's actually creepier when he's facing away from you.

I mean, who know's what kind of facial expression he's making where your eyes don't go?

Cainad (dec.)

It's like he turns around to stare at you when you're not looking...

Zenpeanut

Should you worry when the scarecrow face is in front of you
Or is it worse because it's always waiting where your eyes don't go?

Alright, I'll stop half-quoting TMBG.

Dysnomia

here's an idea.  Why don't you get another scarecrow for inside your house to look at first scarecrow through the window.  They can have a staring contest.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Sir Squid Diddimus

his face looks like this

http://www.rubbergorilla.co.uk/gallery%20pics/LARGE%20PICS/scarecrow%20deluxe%20mask.jpg

you just can't see it cause he's facing the other way.





(linked cause the pic is kinda big)

Lies

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- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
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Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
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ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
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