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FACT: I'm decided to drink a can of Steel Reserve

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, October 01, 2009, 03:46:42 AM

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Suu

#15
October 02, 2009, 02:53:42 PM
Quote from: Squid on October 01, 2009, 08:09:04 AM
kinda yeah.

unless anything you're drinking costs more than 3 bucks.
then you're a snob

...You and I are total snobs.

Quote from: Guy_Incognito on October 02, 2009, 12:11:13 AM

Steel Reserve is like Champagne for Floridians.  We consider it the highest form of elitism if you aren't drinking something that can potentially render you blind.

I scared my dad when I ordered a beer that WASN'T Bud Light at a bar....But REALLY, the fucking place has 40 beers on tap and you're going to order BUD LIGHT?! Screw that.
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#16
October 02, 2009, 03:48:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 02, 2009, 02:53:42 PMI scared my dad when I ordered a beer that WASN'T Bud Light at a bar....But REALLY, the fucking place has 40 beers on tap and you're going to order BUD LIGHT?! Screw that.
Lol.  The only way I'd order Bud Light would be if they had exactly one beer on tap.  I'd sooner drink Miller Lite or PBR.

But I know what you're saying.  I know a few people who are freakishly brand-loyal to Bud Light, to the point that they refuse to even taste another beer.
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#17
October 02, 2009, 05:13:54 PM
Now THAT is scary.
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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#18
October 02, 2009, 05:49:20 PM
Bud Light is the worst beer I've ever had.

Telarus

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October 03, 2009, 05:52:42 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 02, 2009, 05:49:20 PM
Bud Light is the worst beer I've ever had.

Budweiser is made with a large proportion (up to 80%[1]) of rice in addition to hops and barley malt, which is the reason why in traditional beer countries like Germany or Czech Republic it would never be popular.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budweiser_%28Anheuser-Busch%29
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#20
October 03, 2009, 06:09:43 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 02, 2009, 05:49:20 PM
Bud Light is the worst beer I've ever had.
Coors Light is much much worse. I'd rather have a bottled water than that. I like having a bottle of Budweiser every now and then. It makes me feel more Midwestern.
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#21
October 03, 2009, 11:08:15 AM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 03, 2009, 06:09:43 AM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on October 02, 2009, 05:49:20 PM
Bud Light is the worst beer I've ever had.
Coors Light is much much worse. I'd rather have a bottled water than that. I like having a bottle of Budweiser every now and then. It makes me feel more Midwestern.

:? you say that as if bottled water is disgusting?
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Suu

#22
October 03, 2009, 02:24:44 PM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on October 02, 2009, 03:48:46 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 02, 2009, 02:53:42 PMI scared my dad when I ordered a beer that WASN'T Bud Light at a bar....But REALLY, the fucking place has 40 beers on tap and you're going to order BUD LIGHT?! Screw that.
Lol.  The only way I'd order Bud Light would be if they had exactly one beer on tap.  I'd sooner drink Miller Lite or PBR.

But I know what you're saying.  I know a few people who are freakishly brand-loyal to Bud Light, to the point that they refuse to even taste another beer.

PBR is tolerable! Bud Light is NOT.

Shit, I'd drink Narragansett before I drank Bud Light. Fuck.
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#23
October 04, 2009, 06:22:13 AM
Bud Lite is terrible, we all agree.
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