Law of Conservation of BEARD

[Brotep]

Soon after my last reply, the bottom fell out of my patience with life.

Ahhh, then my work here is done.

[Richter]

Much like beard, though, it function on a simialr logic of "I wonder how it would look if I....."

Interestingly enough, I've been sitting here in my state of exhaustion delirium thinking to myself, "I wonder if I could shave a nice mustache out of my pubes... Hmmm... And then, over time, I could go all Salvador Dali with it. See if I can poke out dude's eyes with my vag-stache o' doom... Hmmm..."

It could work.   Hell, with some creativity and wire you could re - hair a 6 way moustache!

You realize this would be equivalent to performing the "Abe Lincoln" on yourself, though.

[Darth Cupcake]

Much like beard, though, it function on a simialr logic of "I wonder how it would look if I....."

Interestingly enough, I've been sitting here in my state of exhaustion delirium thinking to myself, "I wonder if I could shave a nice mustache out of my pubes... Hmmm... And then, over time, I could go all Salvador Dali with it. See if I can poke out dude's eyes with my vag-stache o' doom... Hmmm..."

It could work.   Hell, with some creativity and wire you could re - hair a 6 way moustache!

You realize this would be equivalent to performing the "Abe Lincoln" on yourself, though.

I don't know what the "Abe Lincoln" is, and I'm scared to Google it.

...Does it involve a penis wearing a stovepipe hat? Because if so, sign me up!

[Richter]

I'm now having images of a wang wearing a fake beard and hat springing up and down from flacidity to erection as a parody of Lincoln's depressive episodes.

I'll be screaming all the way home!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Much like beard, though, it function on a simialr logic of "I wonder how it would look if I....."

Interestingly enough, I've been sitting here in my state of exhaustion delirium thinking to myself, "I wonder if I could shave a nice mustache out of my pubes... Hmmm... And then, over time, I could go all Salvador Dali with it. See if I can poke out dude's eyes with my vag-stache o' doom... Hmmm..."

You are a fucking genius! Oh my god.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Much like beard, though, it function on a simialr logic of "I wonder how it would look if I....."

Interestingly enough, I've been sitting here in my state of exhaustion delirium thinking to myself, "I wonder if I could shave a nice mustache out of my pubes... Hmmm... And then, over time, I could go all Salvador Dali with it. See if I can poke out dude's eyes with my vag-stache o' doom... Hmmm..."

You are a fucking genius! Oh my god.

+1,000,000 points if you give it googley eyes too.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Much like beard, though, it function on a simialr logic of "I wonder how it would look if I....."

Interestingly enough, I've been sitting here in my state of exhaustion delirium thinking to myself, "I wonder if I could shave a nice mustache out of my pubes... Hmmm... And then, over time, I could go all Salvador Dali with it. See if I can poke out dude's eyes with my vag-stache o' doom... Hmmm..."

You are a fucking genius! Oh my god.

And thus began the great "Crammed Pussy" craze of 2009-2012.  It couldn't last, of course...there were simply too many blinded men staggering around on both coasts, and legislation was passed in July of 2012, outlawing the practice.

But some of us miss those grand days, when you could practice cunninlingus with the top of a monopoly box, and stocks in mustache wax reached heights never seen before or since. 

- The Good Reverend Roger, Memoirs of an Asshat - Discordianism in the Early 21st Century.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have some growing-out to do, but then, oh yes, then...

[Darth Cupcake]

Much like beard, though, it function on a simialr logic of "I wonder how it would look if I....."

Interestingly enough, I've been sitting here in my state of exhaustion delirium thinking to myself, "I wonder if I could shave a nice mustache out of my pubes... Hmmm... And then, over time, I could go all Salvador Dali with it. See if I can poke out dude's eyes with my vag-stache o' doom... Hmmm..."

You are a fucking genius! Oh my god.

+1,000,000 points if you give it googley eyes too.

...Yep, I know what I'm doing tonight.

SOMEBODY GET ME A BOTTLE OF RUM, IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

cleanshaven is not so hawt, neither is the stubble.

however 'tache and chin patch may be your way forward, as you suspected.

I am VERY drunk.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Much like beard, though, it function on a simialr logic of "I wonder how it would look if I....."

Interestingly enough, I've been sitting here in my state of exhaustion delirium thinking to myself, "I wonder if I could shave a nice mustache out of my pubes... Hmmm... And then, over time, I could go all Salvador Dali with it. See if I can poke out dude's eyes with my vag-stache o' doom... Hmmm..."

You are a fucking genius! Oh my god.

+1,000,000 points if you give it googley eyes too.

...Yep, I know what I'm doing tonight.

SOMEBODY GET ME A BOTTLE OF RUM, IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT!

Give it a cigarette holder and top hat too!

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

cleanshaven is not so hawt, neither is the stubble.

however 'tache and chin patch may be your way forward, as you suspected.

I am VERY drunk.

i have already said this in chat but, NO STACHE. NO. NOOOOOOO. DO NEVAR.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

cleanshaven is not so hawt, neither is the stubble.

however 'tache and chin patch may be your way forward, as you suspected.

I am VERY drunk.

i have already said this in chat but, NO STACHE. NO. NOOOOOOO. DO NEVAR.

This, from the chick that waxed one of her eyebrows off. 

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

 

Ai has nao had joint and room has gone squirly.

[Richter]

Oh I LIKE where this all is going