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I want to know who pissed off my sister THIS bad...

Started by Suu, October 05, 2009, 06:58:58 PM

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Suu

October 05, 2009, 06:58:58 PM
http://www.tampabay.com/news/dead-whale-found-in-tampa-bay/1041472

Humpback whales don't hang out in Florida!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#1
October 05, 2009, 07:01:42 PM
Iason was using it for bait.  Don't ask what he was fishing for.
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Suu

#2
October 05, 2009, 07:04:25 PM
She's already admitted it was her doing. She doesn't want Iason all up in her stompin' grounds!
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
October 05, 2009, 07:05:09 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 07:04:25 PM
She's already admitted it was her doing. She doesn't want Iason all up in her stompin' grounds!

It occurs to me that they may be working together.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#4
October 05, 2009, 07:08:43 PM
Doubtful. She's very protective of her domain, and won't tolerate shit like bringing a humpback whale into the Gulf of Mexico. Which is why she killed it and made the offering to the Tampa Bay gods, since the Bucs need all the help they can get.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
October 05, 2009, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 07:08:43 PM
Doubtful. She's very protective of her domain, and won't tolerate shit like bringing a humpback whale into the Gulf of Mexico. Which is why she killed it and made the offering to the Tampa Bay gods, since the Bucs need all the help they can get.

What the hell happened to them?  A few years ago, they had the fastest team in the league, and monkeystomped the Raiders in the Superbowl.

Now?  Pffffft!  They may as well pull up a bench next to the Bears.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#6
October 05, 2009, 07:31:16 PM
Shit.  I knew I forgot something.

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#7
October 05, 2009, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 07:08:43 PM
Doubtful. She's very protective of her domain, and won't tolerate shit like bringing a humpback whale into the Gulf of Mexico. Which is why she killed it and made the offering to the Tampa Bay gods, since the Bucs need all the help they can get.

What the hell happened to them?  A few years ago, they had the fastest team in the league, and monkeystomped the Raiders in the Superbowl.

Now?  Pffffft!  They may as well pull up a bench next to the Bears.

New coach sacked all the players and the owners care more about owning the Manchester United than the Bucs.

However, the exhuberant losing DOES give me a warm feeling of nostalgia in which a wee Suu was entertained by her father taking shots every time Vinny Testaverde, Steve deBerg, Craig Erickson, or Trent Dilfer threw an interception.

-Suu
Had a long, painful childhood in football fandom.

Suu

#8
October 05, 2009, 07:55:38 PM
Oh damnit, I posted under him.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
October 05, 2009, 07:56:24 PM
wut
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#10
October 05, 2009, 07:57:17 PM
General Stuart was logged in when I posted. Look up.
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Cramulus

#11
October 05, 2009, 08:29:59 PM
you two should just share a profile called stuu

Suu

#12
October 05, 2009, 09:31:55 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 05, 2009, 08:29:59 PM
you two should just share a profile called stuu

Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
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Richter

#13
October 05, 2009, 09:37:57 PM
Which pronoun would we use for Stu?  (She / He / It / J) ?

Also:  You sister WOULD pwn a humpback for laughs.
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Suu

#14
October 05, 2009, 10:02:48 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 05, 2009, 09:37:57 PM

Also:  You sister WOULD pwn a humpback for laughs.


She put it out of its misery after being tortured by Iason.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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