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I want to know who pissed off my sister THIS bad...

Started by Suu, October 05, 2009, 06:58:58 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
October 05, 2009, 10:03:46 PM
FALSE ALARM:  Was Teddy Kennedy's festering corpse.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#16
October 05, 2009, 10:20:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 10:03:46 PM
FALSE ALARM:  Was Teddy Kennedy's festering corpse.

....Told you my sister was pissed.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
October 05, 2009, 10:22:23 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 10:20:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 10:03:46 PM
FALSE ALARM:  Was Teddy Kennedy's festering corpse.

....Told you my sister was pissed.

She didn't do that horrible thing to him before he died, did she?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#18
October 05, 2009, 10:32:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 10:22:23 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 10:20:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 10:03:46 PM
FALSE ALARM:  Was Teddy Kennedy's festering corpse.

....Told you my sister was pissed.

She didn't do that horrible thing to him before he died, did she?

She was responsible for Rosemary's lobotomy...What do you think?!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
October 05, 2009, 10:34:41 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 10:32:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 10:22:23 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 10:20:38 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 10:03:46 PM
FALSE ALARM:  Was Teddy Kennedy's festering corpse.

....Told you my sister was pissed.

She didn't do that horrible thing to him before he died, did she?

She was responsible for Rosemary's lobotomy...What do you think?!

What do I think?  I think she hauled that sand bag out of his head and skullfucked him with a 2' strap on.

Teach HIM to drink the last of her rum.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#20
October 05, 2009, 11:07:51 PM
This was just an actual conversation I had on the phone:

Me: So I told people the whale was your fault.

Her: It was. Duh.

Me: And they said it was Ted Kennedy, and you were really responsible for his death AND Rosemary's lobotomy.

Her: I was. Also, you know Lee Harvey Oswald? He was a pussy and couldn't take the shot. It was all me.

Me: You know, you probably shouldn't admit to this stuff on the phone. I'm on a land-line in the state where the last Kennedy politician resides.

Her: ...For now. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!...By the way, your brother says you're fat, mom is cranky and doesn't want to talk to you, and dad said that he could give a shit about you.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
October 05, 2009, 11:09:10 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 11:07:51 PM
This was just an actual conversation I had on the phone:

Me: So I told people the whale was your fault.

Her: It was. Duh.

Me: And they said it was Ted Kennedy, and you were really responsible for his death AND Rosemary's lobotomy.

Her: I was. Also, you know Lee Harvey Oswald? He was a pussy and couldn't take the shot. It was all me.

Me: You know, you probably shouldn't admit to this stuff on the phone. I'm on a land-line in the state where the last Kennedy politician resides.

Her: ...For now. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!...By the way, your brother says you're fat, mom is cranky and doesn't want to talk to you, and dad said that he could give a shit about you.



WTF?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#22
October 05, 2009, 11:38:54 PM
That's typical of a phone call from my family. My brother DID call me fat which is normal, my mom IS having a bad mental health day and was having bipolar fits, but she lied about my dad.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
October 06, 2009, 02:08:06 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 11:38:54 PM
That's typical of a phone call from my family. My brother DID call me fat which is normal, my mom IS having a bad mental health day and was having bipolar fits, but she lied about my dad.

Kill your brother.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#24
October 06, 2009, 04:18:49 AM
:brickballs:

Suu

#25
October 06, 2009, 04:25:07 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2009, 02:08:06 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 11:38:54 PM
That's typical of a phone call from my family. My brother DID call me fat which is normal, my mom IS having a bad mental health day and was having bipolar fits, but she lied about my dad.

Kill your brother.

My brother once told me that even if I was throwing up all my meals and weighed 80lbs he'd still call me fat. I consider it a term of endearment. In fact, he's glad that I'm eating.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Iason Ouabache

#26
October 06, 2009, 04:48:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 07:05:09 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 07:04:25 PM
She's already admitted it was her doing. She doesn't want Iason all up in her stompin' grounds!

It occurs to me that they may be working together.
Nope. I refuse to do business in Florida, Michigan and both of the Dakotas. They are dead to me.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Suu

#27
October 06, 2009, 03:12:20 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on October 06, 2009, 04:48:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 05, 2009, 07:05:09 PM
Quote from: Suu on October 05, 2009, 07:04:25 PM
She's already admitted it was her doing. She doesn't want Iason all up in her stompin' grounds!

It occurs to me that they may be working together.
Nope. I refuse to do business in Florida, Michigan and both of the Dakotas. They are dead to me.

Good. I wouldn't want to get in her way.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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