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ATTN SQUID: On the subject of teenage kids and immoral behavior

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 06, 2009, 04:32:04 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
October 06, 2009, 05:36:10 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 06, 2009, 05:35:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2009, 05:34:16 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 06, 2009, 05:30:59 PM
I fully intend to beat the crap out of anyone who tries to go soft on me.

I WILL NOT GIVE UP ON EXOTIC AND EXCITING SEXYTIMES UNTIL THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT

I WILL QUITE GODDAMN LITERALLY GO OUT WITH A BANG

ANYONE WHO FALLS BEHIND, STAYS BEHIND, AND NOT IN THE SEXY WAY. JUST IN THE NOT-GETTING-ANY-WAY

MY USE OF CAPS IS INDICATIVE OF MY VIGOR IN THE BEDROOM

Oh, we old folks still have vigor.  It's just that the exertion causes us to cough up phlegmy bits on each other's chests.



BALL GAG

That just acts as an atomizer, due to the looseness of our toothless gums.  So it's like hairspray, only with chunky bits.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Darth Cupcake

#16
October 06, 2009, 05:37:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2009, 05:36:10 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 06, 2009, 05:35:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2009, 05:34:16 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 06, 2009, 05:30:59 PM
I fully intend to beat the crap out of anyone who tries to go soft on me.

I WILL NOT GIVE UP ON EXOTIC AND EXCITING SEXYTIMES UNTIL THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT

I WILL QUITE GODDAMN LITERALLY GO OUT WITH A BANG

ANYONE WHO FALLS BEHIND, STAYS BEHIND, AND NOT IN THE SEXY WAY. JUST IN THE NOT-GETTING-ANY-WAY

MY USE OF CAPS IS INDICATIVE OF MY VIGOR IN THE BEDROOM

Oh, we old folks still have vigor.  It's just that the exertion causes us to cough up phlegmy bits on each other's chests.



BALL GAG

That just acts as an atomizer, due to the looseness of our toothless gums.  So it's like hairspray, only with chunky bits.

You need the gag to be bigger, tied tighter. The mouth should barely be able to wrap all the way around it. You're doing it wrong, Rog.

I thought of all people, YOU would know about forcibly making someone shut the fuck up.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

LMNO

#17
October 06, 2009, 05:37:40 PM
DC is making me all tingly in my tender bits.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
October 06, 2009, 05:38:13 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 06, 2009, 05:37:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2009, 05:36:10 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 06, 2009, 05:35:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2009, 05:34:16 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 06, 2009, 05:30:59 PM
I fully intend to beat the crap out of anyone who tries to go soft on me.

I WILL NOT GIVE UP ON EXOTIC AND EXCITING SEXYTIMES UNTIL THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT

I WILL QUITE GODDAMN LITERALLY GO OUT WITH A BANG

ANYONE WHO FALLS BEHIND, STAYS BEHIND, AND NOT IN THE SEXY WAY. JUST IN THE NOT-GETTING-ANY-WAY

MY USE OF CAPS IS INDICATIVE OF MY VIGOR IN THE BEDROOM

Oh, we old folks still have vigor.  It's just that the exertion causes us to cough up phlegmy bits on each other's chests.



BALL GAG

That just acts as an atomizer, due to the looseness of our toothless gums.  So it's like hairspray, only with chunky bits.

You need the gag to be bigger, tied tighter. The mouth should barely be able to wrap all the way around it. You're doing it wrong, Rog.

I thought of all people, YOU would know about forcibly making someone shut the fuck up.

That's what fists are for, and despite my many failings, I have yet to punch someone in bed.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#19
October 06, 2009, 05:45:13 PM
Everything Roger has mentioned is quite true.  :cry:

But..... 

There are some things that must be acknowledged.....

All the fumbling and bumbling are a thing of the past.  Experience, in this act really is better than enthusiasm.

It lasts more than 5 to 15 minutes.  In fact with the new drugs it can go on for hours!!  Viva Viagra?

While the contortions are now a thing of the past, the appreciation for the basics is renewed!

By middle age they should know how to do it so BOTH PARTIES are satisfied....

Just sayin......  It ain't ALL bad.

LMNO

#20
October 06, 2009, 05:46:13 PM
Who said anything about the OP ws "bad"?

Darth Cupcake

#21
October 06, 2009, 05:48:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2009, 05:38:13 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 06, 2009, 05:37:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2009, 05:36:10 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 06, 2009, 05:35:01 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2009, 05:34:16 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 06, 2009, 05:30:59 PM
I fully intend to beat the crap out of anyone who tries to go soft on me.

I WILL NOT GIVE UP ON EXOTIC AND EXCITING SEXYTIMES UNTIL THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT

I WILL QUITE GODDAMN LITERALLY GO OUT WITH A BANG

ANYONE WHO FALLS BEHIND, STAYS BEHIND, AND NOT IN THE SEXY WAY. JUST IN THE NOT-GETTING-ANY-WAY

MY USE OF CAPS IS INDICATIVE OF MY VIGOR IN THE BEDROOM

Oh, we old folks still have vigor.  It's just that the exertion causes us to cough up phlegmy bits on each other's chests.



BALL GAG

That just acts as an atomizer, due to the looseness of our toothless gums.  So it's like hairspray, only with chunky bits.

You need the gag to be bigger, tied tighter. The mouth should barely be able to wrap all the way around it. You're doing it wrong, Rog.

I thought of all people, YOU would know about forcibly making someone shut the fuck up.

That's what fists are for, and despite my many failings, I have yet to punch someone in bed.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A ROMANTIC ROG

That's it, I have to stop fantasizing about you. A man that doesn't punch is only half a man. :cry:
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

LMNO

#22
October 06, 2009, 05:54:12 PM
Ye gods.


LMNO
-has to go lock his imagination in the basement, again.

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
October 06, 2009, 05:55:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 06, 2009, 05:46:13 PM
Who said anything about the OP ws "bad"?

Not me, that's for sure.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
October 06, 2009, 05:56:31 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on October 06, 2009, 05:48:15 PM
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A ROMANTIC ROG

That's it, I have to stop fantasizing about you. A man that doesn't punch is only half a man. :cry:

Don't try to out-weird me in my own thread, woman! 

And it does no good to fantasize about me anyway.  I am far too attainable.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
October 06, 2009, 06:14:22 PM
One thing middle-aged sex is good for is that if you always liked it kinda gross, now you get it kinda gross ALL THE TIME.

And you ALWAYS, ALWAYS have to wash the sheets afterward. And sometimes flip the mattress.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
October 06, 2009, 06:15:08 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 06, 2009, 06:14:22 PM
One thing middle-aged sex is good for is that if you always liked it kinda gross, now you get it kinda gross ALL THE TIME.

And you ALWAYS, ALWAYS have to wash the sheets afterward. And sometimes flip the mattress.

Hell yes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#27
October 06, 2009, 06:16:59 PM
Mattress?

My bedroom is naught but a concrete box with a hole in the middle of the floor and a hose.  

Things are much more convenient, now.

Richter

#28
October 06, 2009, 06:27:15 PM
:mittens:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

#29
October 06, 2009, 06:27:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO on October 06, 2009, 06:16:59 PM
Mattress?

My bedroom is naught but a concrete box with a hole in the middle of the floor and a hose.  

Things are much more convenient, now.

And now I have an image of LMNO and Mrs. LMNO waterboarding each other and using other enhanced amorification techniques.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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