ITT, I respond to PMs in an anonymous manner:

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Why must people barf in my inbox?

This has to stop, people.  Your Rain God commands it.

TGRR,
Thinks that ought to just about put a stop to this nonsense.

[Darth Cupcake]

I was gonna do a dance number, too.

[Richter]

...AAAAAAND brain officially ruined for the day.

[Darth Cupcake]

...AAAAAAND brain officially ruined for the day.

By the thought of me dancing?

Come ON! I'm not THAT white!

[La Terrorista]

I say all silly thoughts you have throughout the day should be sent straight to Roger.

[Rumckle]

In order:  Lousy, hanging out with Arabs, telling the stiffy joke, he retires, and blue.

Heh, this reminds me of Cram's Jeopardy thread.

So (in order),

- What quality can I expect from the new Healthcare system?

- How do you get on the terrorist watch list?

- same as above

- How'd you get the rain god position off the previous rain god?

- How are your testicles at the moment?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

In order:  Lousy, hanging out with Arabs, telling the stiffy joke, he retires, and blue.

Heh, this reminds me of Cram's Jeopardy thread.

So (in order),

- What quality can I expect from the new Healthcare system?

- How do you get on the terrorist watch list?

- same as above

- How'd you get the rain god position off the previous rain god?

- How are your testicles at the moment?

You, sir, win the interbutt.

[Remington]

- How'd you get the rain god position off the previous rain god?

I've actually heard about this.

Long ago, a terrible drought swept through Tucson, and the people were desperate. They prayed, and they fasted, hoping that a divine downpour would be granted to them. After a few days they slaughtered a white lamb (almost as an afterthought), but that didn't work either. All other options exhausted, they came to the house of the Good Reverend, knowing of his reputation as a Holy Man.

"Please, Good Reverend," they cried out to him, "help us!"
And TGRR did turn to face the multitude, and his voice boomed out loud and clear in anger and annoyance: "Get the fuck off my lawn, monkeys." And the townspeople were disappoint.

Early the next morn, there came an insistent rapping on the door of the Reverend. Roused from his bear-like slumber, Roger stumbled to the door, only to find upon opening it two young Mormon missionaries.
"Good Morning, Sir," they did say, "Wouldst thou have time to talk about the Lord and Saviour Baby Jesus?"

And so it came to pass that Roger was deprived of his beauty sleep. Upon realizing this, he raised a mighty howl and chased the Mormons down the street clad only in his boxers. And lo, while they ran he didst beat them about the shoulders with a cross, all the while screaming Hail Marys in Arabic. Late that evening, it rained.

He has been known as a Rain God ever since.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

- How'd you get the rain god position off the previous rain god?

I've actually heard about this.

Long ago, a terrible drought swept through Tucson, and the people were desperate. They prayed, and they fasted, hoping that a divine downpour would be granted to them. After a few days they slaughtered a white lamb (almost as an afterthought), but that didn't work either. All other options exhausted, they came to the house of the Good Reverend, knowing of his reputation as a Holy Man.

"Please, Good Reverend," they cried out to him, "help us!"
And TGRR did turn to face the multitude, and his voice boomed out loud and clear in anger and annoyance: "Get the fuck off my lawn, monkeys." And the townspeople were disappoint.

Early the next morn, there came an insistent rapping on the door of the Reverend. Roused from his bear-like slumber, Roger stumbled to the door, only to find upon opening it two young Mormon missionaries.
"Good Morning, Sir," they did say, "Wouldst thou have time to talk about the Lord and Saviour Baby Jesus?"

And so it came to pass that Roger was deprived of his beauty sleep. Upon realizing this, he raised a mighty howl and chased the Mormons down the street clad only in his boxers. And lo, while they ran he didst beat them about the shoulders with a cross, all the while screaming Hail Marys in Arabic. Late that evening, it rained.

He has been known as a Rain God ever since.

Actually, I pissed onto an entire town from 300 feet up every morning at precisely 10AM, but that's close enough.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

- How'd you get the rain god position off the previous rain god?

I've actually heard about this.

Long ago, a terrible drought swept through Tucson, and the people were desperate. They prayed, and they fasted, hoping that a divine downpour would be granted to them. After a few days they slaughtered a white lamb (almost as an afterthought), but that didn't work either. All other options exhausted, they came to the house of the Good Reverend, knowing of his reputation as a Holy Man.

"Please, Good Reverend," they cried out to him, "help us!"
And TGRR did turn to face the multitude, and his voice boomed out loud and clear in anger and annoyance: "Get the fuck off my lawn, monkeys." And the townspeople were disappoint.

Early the next morn, there came an insistent rapping on the door of the Reverend. Roused from his bear-like slumber, Roger stumbled to the door, only to find upon opening it two young Mormon missionaries.
"Good Morning, Sir," they did say, "Wouldst thou have time to talk about the Lord and Saviour Baby Jesus?"

And so it came to pass that Roger was deprived of his beauty sleep. Upon realizing this, he raised a mighty howl and chased the Mormons down the street clad only in his boxers. And lo, while they ran he didst beat them about the shoulders with a cross, all the while screaming Hail Marys in Arabic. Late that evening, it rained.

He has been known as a Rain God ever since.

Actually, I pissed onto an entire town from 300 feet up every morning at precisely 10AM, but that's close enough.

Wearing nothing but cowboy boots and a Stetson, IIRC?

[PopeTom]

1.  No, Poutine is not used as a sexual lubricant in Canada.  Where the fuck did THAT come from?

It isn't??


...fuck

No.  Canadians use seal oil and whale blubber.  This is common knowledge.

TGRR,

I think in your answer you are not accounting for the different kinds of Canadians.

The native Canadians (Eskimos) who use seal oil and whale blubber as a sexual lubricant.
The Regular Canadians who use beer and hockey as a sexual lubricant.
And French Canadians who are the ones who use Poutine as a sexual lubricant.

Sincearly,

Someone who can find Canada on a map (7 times out of 10).

[The Good Reverend Roger]

1.  No, Poutine is not used as a sexual lubricant in Canada.  Where the fuck did THAT come from?

It isn't??


...fuck

No.  Canadians use seal oil and whale blubber.  This is common knowledge.

TGRR,

I think in your answer you are not accounting for the different kinds of Canadians.

The native Canadians (Eskimos) who use seal oil and whale blubber as a sexual lubricant.
The Regular Canadians who use beer and hockey as a sexual lubricant.
And French Canadians who are the ones who use Poutine as a sexual lubricant.

Sincearly,

Someone who can find Canada on a map (7 times out of 10).

"Sincerely".

TGRR,
Grew up in Canada.

[Darth Cupcake]

I like to think of Canada as a dapper top hat for the continent.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I like to think of Canada as a dapper top hat for the continent.

I like to think of Canada as what America should have been.

[Darth Cupcake]

I like to think of Canada as a dapper top hat for the continent.

I like to think of Canada as what America should have been.

Dapper. Black. Cylindrical. Worn at a jaunty angle.

Yep.