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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 06, 2009, 06:13:52 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

October 06, 2009, 06:13:52 PM
I get a barrage of PMs that seem to make no sense.  People jabbering questions at me that should never be asked of anyone NOT on a rabid caffiene jag at a filthy all-night diner.

Now, considering it is considered very bad form to publicly post PMs, I will leave the name of the person PMing out, and - just to be safe - I will only post my responses.  The guilty persons will know to whom I am speaking, and what I am speaking about.  I do this to keep from spending all day on PM.  Should one of the original questioners ask a follow up question here, thus identifying themselves as the dangerous perverts they are, that's their own look out.

So, here we go, in order:

1.  No, Poutine is not used as a sexual lubricant in Canada.  Where the fuck did THAT come from?

2.  Yes, Maria and I have shacked up again.  For another 24 hours or so.  Yes, there was mayhem, and no, I will not describe it, because I've been to jail and I don't like it.

3.  12 times.  Only one was illegal, technically.  Or so my lawyer says.  They can't bust you for just HAVING one, you have to commit an overt act with it.  And no, batteries are not included.  Remember, you're after long life, not high power, so I'd use regular old duracells.

4.  I'd comply with your request/demand, but I am no longer that flexible.  Or desperate.  Also, I think it's illegal in Arizona, and I'd be violating the Mann Act if I went to New Mexico to do it.

5.  It's a photoshop, and you can't prove any different, so stop saying that.

6.  Sarah Palin, a filthy mop, and a quart of bourbon.  Other than that, I can't think of any solution to your problem.

There.  That deals with the filth currently in my inbox.  If any of you degenerates feel the need to pester me with any more fucked up PMs, look here for your answers.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#1
October 06, 2009, 06:15:16 PM
:potd:

Thurnez Isa

#2
October 06, 2009, 06:16:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2009, 06:13:52 PM

1.  No, Poutine is not used as a sexual lubricant in Canada.  Where the fuck did THAT come from?


speak for yourself there
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hooplala

#3
October 06, 2009, 06:16:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2009, 06:13:52 PM

1.  No, Poutine is not used as a sexual lubricant in Canada.  Where the fuck did THAT come from?


It isn't??


...fuck
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Darth Cupcake

#4
October 06, 2009, 06:17:49 PM
Canadians are goddamn SEXY, ITT.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
October 06, 2009, 06:22:20 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 06, 2009, 06:16:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 06, 2009, 06:13:52 PM

1.  No, Poutine is not used as a sexual lubricant in Canada.  Where the fuck did THAT come from?


It isn't??


...fuck

No.  Canadians use seal oil and whale blubber.  This is common knowledge.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#6
October 06, 2009, 06:30:58 PM
This thread has made it all plain to me.  Whatever it is you're selling, we need a price quote for 20.  AND the catalog.  I MUST do this to my state (both of them)
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#7
October 06, 2009, 06:32:40 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 06, 2009, 06:30:58 PM
This thread has made it all plain to me.  Whatever it is you're selling, we need a price quote for 20.  AND the catalog.  I MUST do this to my state (both of them)

Like I said, it's a photoshop, and you can't prove any different.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#8
October 06, 2009, 06:37:22 PM
Of course.  Not that it means anything, but I've seen the surplus from East Block USSR's veterinary program.
It's more possible than Reagan was goign to let on, and stranger than most care to know.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
October 06, 2009, 06:41:37 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 06, 2009, 06:37:22 PM
Of course.  Not that it means anything, but I've seen the surplus from East Block USSR's veterinary program.
It's more possible than Reagan was goign to let on, and stranger than most care to know.

Yes, but I'd retain a good lawyer before I contacted the veterinarian.  Animal cruelty laws vary from state to state...As far as I know this sort of thing is perfectly legal in Montana, but in Georgia, you'd be looking at 10-20 years just for talking about it.  They are a prudish bunch there, and very sticklish about their threatened species list.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#10
October 06, 2009, 06:47:09 PM
Hence, it's only for the animals over the age of 21 with consent forms and state - issued ID. 
The problem is they'll likely shut you down just for having them. 

If they don't realize what they are though, "I'm making an independent film" gets rid of most attention.  Better they think I'm a pretentious art dick than the sort of derranged pervert who runs that sort of aparatus.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
October 06, 2009, 06:47:26 PM
God.  It never ends.

To the most recent question, no, I have never heard of anyone stalking the lead singer of Dexies' Midnight Runners.  You seem to have accomplished a first.  Good luck in your amorous pursuits.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
October 06, 2009, 06:49:30 PM
Quote from: Richter on October 06, 2009, 06:47:09 PM
Hence, it's only for the animals over the age of 21 with consent forms and state - issued ID. 
The problem is they'll likely shut you down just for having them. 

If they don't realize what they are though, "I'm making an independent film" gets rid of most attention.  Better they think I'm a pretentious art dick than the sort of derranged pervert who runs that sort of aparatus.

I don't think they'd buy it.  I would think they'd imagine you were making some horrible porn normally found only in Belgium, and stick you under the jail.  I know East coast cops...they are a surly bunch, and Calvinists to a man.  You'd be doomed.  You could consider yourself fortunate to survive long enough to be booked.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#13
October 06, 2009, 07:57:17 PM
:lulz:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#14
October 06, 2009, 08:08:42 PM
In order:  Lousy, hanging out with Arabs, telling the stiffy joke, he retires, and blue.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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