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Started by Cain, October 10, 2009, 02:47:58 PM

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Cain

I require this film:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457270/

Quote"Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life" chronicles the descent of a normal teenage boy into the seedy and disturbing underworld of porn, which includes looking at pictures of girls and then going to sleep. Naturally, this destroys the poor kid's life, causing the stoically beautiful mother to shed tears but remain strong in the face of adversity, much like every other Lifetime made for television movie ever produced in the history of time.

Apparently, Red Bull addiction also heavily features.  SomethingAwful has a review, which makes me want to see the film even more.

Messier Undertree

It's worth watching just for the hilarious titles he gives his porn collections.

Also, RS links PM'd since I'm not sure what the policy is on posting that sort of thing here.

Cain

I think if you hxxp them it should be OK.  Faust probably knows for sure, but that seems to be an accepted standard.

Triple Zero

hxxp'd link to a bit.ly short url that leads to a pastebin containing an MD5 hash of the torrent :)
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