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BAPTISTS STOLE OUR PARABLE

Started by Lies, October 11, 2009, 09:00:40 AM

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Lies

October 11, 2009, 09:00:40 AM
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Dalek

#1
October 11, 2009, 09:40:21 AM
let's get trollin

Messier Undertree

#2
October 11, 2009, 10:52:14 AM
Quote from: DALEKK on October 11, 2009, 09:40:21 AM
let's get trollin

Trolling trolls?

Dysnomia

#4
October 11, 2009, 07:08:36 PM
NO THANKS SATAN!  I DON'T CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY!
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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BabylonHoruv

#5
October 11, 2009, 10:31:40 PM
Anyone know if that one is original to PD?  Cause if so either there's a baptist who reads the board or it has slipped into the public consciousness.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
October 12, 2009, 01:32:03 AM
I think it might be original to Virgil, actually, which would mean it predates the PD by almost 2000 years.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Iason Ouabache

#7
October 12, 2009, 04:09:54 AM
In case anyone didn't get the joke, they aren't really real Baptists.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

As always, Poe's Law is in effect here.
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Kai

#8
October 12, 2009, 04:22:02 AM
The more I look, the more apparent Poe's Law becomes.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Remington

#9
October 12, 2009, 05:24:37 AM
Horrormirth to end all horrormirth:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=16536
Is it plugged in?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
October 12, 2009, 06:25:36 PM
I love the Landover Baptists SO MUCH.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#12
October 13, 2009, 01:57:28 AM
Unfortunately, the Westboro Baptist Church is real: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church

Suu

#13
October 13, 2009, 02:11:04 AM
First I was  :x, Then I was  :lulz: , now I am  :horrormirth: .
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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#14
October 13, 2009, 02:14:53 AM
I've been saying this for years, but someone needs to pull a party boy at their protests:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiwTsVNxsjQ&feature=related
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