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Started by Kai, October 13, 2009, 09:55:03 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
October 13, 2009, 11:56:30 PM
So I'm alone again
driving my cab at night
because I have nobody
to go home to, and no reason
not to work

But she's not really gone,
She'll be back, she only needs proof
of my love for her
and if proof is what she wants
that is what she'll get

So I drive my cab
and drink my coffee, and think about
that heartless bitch, that whore,
as I peruse with detached interest
the secret service security manual
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
October 13, 2009, 11:57:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2009, 11:53:03 PM
From the moment I saw her
picture on the internet I knew
we were meant to be together;
closer and closer to her I grew

and devoted my life to showing
how deep love runs in my river
and how greatly it was growing,
how much I want to give her.

We grew closer and closer,
and my love grew ever deeper
but she called me a hoser
and said I couldn't keep her.

I will show that ice-queen whore,
I will filet my own heart out.
I will slam my hand in the door
and the internet will see me pout.



:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#17
October 14, 2009, 12:19:00 AM
yooOOOoo BaBY LeTs PaaaAAArtYYyyyyyy yeah oh
we gOONna GIT IT DOOOoooaaaaaaaaaoooOOwn

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
WHUUUUUURURURGRGRGGRGGGGLLLIIIIIIIIIIBTPSPS!!!!!!!!!!!!111
WHHWHHUUURRRRRAAAAAAIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeaeaeaea ih ih yeeaaAAAaa ih

you sO fineeeeeEEEEEEeee aah AAaeh

WRRRRRRHHHRHRHRAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGGLRBRGLBGLBLGBLGB!!! IHHHG!!

(inspired by Idem's post in Musical Atrocities)

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Triple Zero

#18
October 14, 2009, 12:19:44 AM
they call it "screamo", apparently.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
October 14, 2009, 12:21:21 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 14, 2009, 12:19:44 AM
they call it "screamo", apparently.

I call it "begging for an arse kicking". 

People really don't do that shit.

Do they?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#20
October 14, 2009, 12:26:29 AM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
October 14, 2009, 12:31:35 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#22
October 14, 2009, 12:52:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 14, 2009, 12:31:35 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 14, 2009, 12:26:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0 :(


Why, Trip, why?

but but but Idem started it!

also the screamo screamy stuff, it makes me laugh, even more than the emo emo stuff or the gothy goth goth stuff. it's just that, the one moment they're being all lame and shitty, and then suddenly--BWLAAAAAAAAAAAARGRGRHHHIIIEEEGHGGHGHHHRHRGG!!! :lulz:

it's not really horrormirth, more like a bilegiggle. gets me every time.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
October 14, 2009, 12:55:12 AM
BILEGIGGLE!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
October 14, 2009, 12:58:07 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
October 14, 2009, 01:03:27 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#26
October 14, 2009, 01:09:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 14, 2009, 12:55:12 AM
BILEGIGGLE!

HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI*BURP*
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Iason Ouabache

#27
October 14, 2009, 10:02:00 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 14, 2009, 12:19:44 AM
they call it "screamo", apparently.
That's not screamo. Screamo was a post-punk/emo hybrid in the 90s and included bands like Brand New, The Used, Hawthorne Heights and Thursday.

The song that Idem originally posted is a pair of retards who thought combining the worst of Korn and T-Pain was somehow a good idea. Fuck those guys.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Richter

#28
October 14, 2009, 12:58:41 PM
I went down to the store
to get more fire
but they were out
so I wake up cold and alone
ruined by early christmas sales
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

LMNO

#29
October 14, 2009, 01:36:19 PM
Cold grey dawn
sees the frost on my cheeks.
Frozen Tears
from an Icy Heart
left for weeks in the freezer
of your soul.

And so I'm sitting on the roof,
My back against the rough brick,
thinking of the ways
It all could have been so different

Why are you doing this to me?
Am I not living up
To what I'm supposed to be?
Why am I seething
With this animosity?
Imma let you finish,
But Leonard Cohen
Had some of the best
Depressing lyrics of all time.

Of.

All.

Time.
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