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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 13, 2009, 10:25:55 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 13, 2009, 10:52:39 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 13, 2009, 10:46:54 PM
hxxp://www.gop.com/index.php/learn/future_leaders/  Who should we nominate?   :lulz:

ME.

No shit.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Oh God you are perfect too.  A man of the cloth, a veteran, an ex cop, working class american...
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 13, 2009, 10:58:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 13, 2009, 10:52:39 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 13, 2009, 10:46:54 PM
hxxp://www.gop.com/index.php/learn/future_leaders/  Who should we nominate?   :lulz:

ME.

No shit.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Oh God you are perfect too.  A man of the cloth, a veteran, an ex cop, working class american...

Just put me down as a veteran who is currently a minister in Arizona.  Less details is better, and I don't want them digging too deep or they'll boot me before the time is right.

TGRR,
Keeps a few skeletons in his closet, to mask the smell of the mothballs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

It OK if I use your full name?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Requia ☣

Sent, hopefully others here will send more.  :lulz:
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 13, 2009, 11:17:08 PM
Sent, hopefully others here will send more.  :lulz:

Woot.  I could get used to being a Future Republican Leader.

Um, wait.

Airport bathroom stuff.  Required?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BabylonHoruv

Should I also nominate Roger?  Or would that look suspicious?
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Requia ☣

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 13, 2009, 11:18:17 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on October 13, 2009, 11:17:08 PM
Sent, hopefully others here will send more.  :lulz:

Woot.  I could get used to being a Future Republican Leader.

Um, wait.

Airport bathroom stuff.  Required?

I think the airport bathroom stuff is waived as long as you get weird sex from a different source.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Requia ☣

Quote from: BabylonHoruv on October 13, 2009, 11:24:17 PM
Should I also nominate Roger?  Or would that look suspicious?

I doubt one nomination would do the trick.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Kai

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

See, I used to think the "ironic hip" stuff only happened in satire, but I guess this is once again another case of reality killing irony.  :lulz:

Keep on keeping on that sticktoittiveness, GOP.
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